Atheism, how stupid. God gives you life and a Universe to live it in. Instead of thank you, the atheist says I will keep what you gave me but I refuse to recognize You or Your laws. By God's mercy atheists are permitted to live out their lives to their natural ends. Meanwhile, the offer of Eternal Life is tossed in the trash. The end of the age is coming, after which all such idiocy will no longer be tolerated. The window is closing. It is still not too late to smarten up before the offer is recinded.
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Question: Do any of the components in your computer have the words 'Made by God' on them? Is he the one responsible for the development of what you're using?
The Atheist Alan Turing says 'You're Welcome'. [/Doug Piramha-levels of sarcasm]
You know what this reminds me of? God sounds like a maffia drug dealer. He gives you a small dosage of the good stuff for free (in this case, life), seemingly out of kindness, and then when you're hooked, demands that you suck his **** and offer your eternal servitude if you want to keep getting it. If you refuse, good luck dying out in a landfill in misery while he and the ones who fell for it laugh at you...
My parents gave me life. The Universe has been here for fourteen billion years; it has little or nothing to do with me.
If any deity provided evidence of its existence, and evidence for having created the world, I might give thanks.
Which god, btw? You probably refuse to recognize Quetzalcoatl and his laws, and Shiva and his laws, and Zeus and his laws, and Oden and his laws, etc, etc, etc.
Meanwhile, the offer of an invisible pink unicorn is tossed in the trash.
“Atheism, how stupid.”
“God gives you life and a Universe to live it in.”
“Instead of thank you, the atheist says I will keep what you gave me but I refuse to recognize You or Your laws.”
“By God's mercy atheists are permitted to live out their lives to their natural ends.”
“Meanwhile, the offer of Eternal Life is tossed in the trash.”
“The end of the age is coming, after which all such idiocy will no longer be tolerated.”
“The window is closing. It is still not too late to smarten up before the offer is recinded.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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