Here are some stories that may cause you to make a wrong judgment: Adam and Eve--Noah's ark--Jonah and the Whale--Sampson and Delilah--Moses and the Red Sea--Joshua and the Walls of Jericho. Do you believe that they actually happened? Before you answer, here is the missing puzzle piece: God, has deliberately chosen seeming foolish things to confound those who think that they are wise. Who would believe such silly stories? --Certainly not those who have any pride or intellectual dignity. God has made the door of salvation so low, only those who are prepared to intellectually humble themselves can enter.
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I'll tell you who would believe those stories. People who have lied to themselves and remain willfully ignorant as the modern world passes them by. People who just can't fathom the thought that the magical sky dude just doesn't exist.
Anyways, me thinks Kirk is packing Ray's fudge a little too tight.
I take great Comfort in the fact that if there had been a god, he would have sent this Ray-creature straight to hell. Luckily for Ray, no such thing as hell exists, so you are safe, you will die a natural death and rot in the ground afterwards.
"God has made the door of salvation so low, only those who are prepared to intellectually humble themselves can enter."
Translation: "You must be THIS stupid to be a Christian."
I'm sure my college-educated Christian parents (who know embellishment when they see it) really appreciate being lumped in with morons like Ray Comfort.
Ray... just like Kirk Cameron, are you saying that we need to become stupid to accept your sky-daddy?
Die in a fucking fire. The idea that you could be allowed to teach kids, let alone adults with this bullshit sickens me.
"Do you believe that they actually happened?"
No. And I'm better-read than you are, so I know the mythic histories behind most of these plagiarisms.
In other words, your god likes to play dirty tricks on people, then punish them for believing what he told them to believe. What a benevolent deity you worship. Also, improper use of a comma after the word "God."
1. Stupid people.
Again, it sounds like your god enjoys psychologically tormenting people and slowly making them go insane through their denial of reality. Tell me again why you like this god character... ?
Ray, you've got a dick for a brain. Your logic is that it's so fucking implausible that it had to happen and anyone smart enough to to call it like it is had better watch it, because God only likes people who have a dick for a brain.
but every word of the KJV is infallible as god wrote it.
If you don't agree, you'll burn
Oh I understand, you have to be a credulous idiot to be saved.
So, in other words, if you're an idiot who believes in children's fairy tales, you're safe. But if you've grown up and learn to use your mind, you're screwed. Gotcha.
That's it, I'm calling "poe" on Ray Comfort.
Either poe or a fraud who's taking the piss and laughing his ass off as people fall for his shit.
So, basically he's saying you have to be an idiot to believe in god? Couldn't have put it better myself.
Ray, you've brought a huge EL-OH-EL from me. That's rare for a fundie to do.
Thanks for trying to prove the point: only idiots are fundies.
Here are some stories that may cause you to make a wrong judgment: Adam and Eve--Noah's ark--Jonah and the Whale--Sampson and Delilah--Moses and the Red Sea--Joshua and the Walls of Jericho.
if you stopped there you'd be ok
This is yet another reason why I left christianity. God creates all things. He creates humans and animals, and he gives man the highest honor and gift to separate them from the rest of the animals: Reason. God then sets natural laws in place. And then, as a cruel cosmic joke, God says the only way to be forgiven of sin (which he also bestowed upon us) and gain eternal life, is to reject reason and natural law. He THEN says that those who reject worldly wisdom, philosophy, and science, as well as the brains he gave us, are the ones who are worthy to him. Now tell me this isn't the biggest load of shit you've ever heard. It's all nonsense. They're fairy tales, meant to keep the gullible and ignorant in line with what the religious elite say. I'm so glad I left all that behind.
Is he trying to say that only people who are dumber than monkeyshit can enter heaven? That sounds like wishful thinking to me. Or is he perhaps building up to a suggestion that he is one of the 'seemingly foolish things' sent by god to confound us. Nah, he is just a fucking moron talking out of his ass as usual. Or to put it more politely, he is lacking in pride and intellectual dignity, two concepts that he must be entirely unfamiliar with.
1) No, I think they're fictional stories in an overrated book.
2) Why would God prefer idiots?
3) Wait, are you saying that you're too smart to believe those stories? Lower your head, or your God won't take you.
That certainly lends credit to the statement "the meek shall inherit the world", at least. Only people stupid enough to believe completely incredibly and foolish things will enter heaven.
Oh well, I don't think I want to join that gang anyway...
Ray correctly defines them as stories for stupid people, but he thinks that's a good thing. Well done, Ray, you've proved that the bible is the equivalent of your banana.
A talking snake.
If you think that's fact , then someone's retarded: and it's not we Atheists.
Also, the 170,000+ people in Tyre today would like a word with you, Ray Cumfart.
We're 'Fools'? If it pleases the court, I would like to submit Exhibit A:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=93609
(Ray Cumfart can't tell the difference between 'Bibliophile' and 'Paedophile' )
The prosecution rests.
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