The "Uniter" Award
For a man so divisive he makes us almost agree with afchief
If you, as an evangelical Christian, want to vote for the most immoral, unethical man (Trump) who ever ran for US President because you are "Angry" then be my guest. But realize that this is a sign of the end times.
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"But realize that this is a sign of the end times."
Isn't everything? Isn't every single damn thing "a sign of the end times" these days? Oooh, that moon looks a bit funny. It must be the end times! Oooh, I sorta read a thing on the internet about microchips. It must be the end times!
And we see yet more quotes in which God is just a dick. So God is intentionally tricking people, deluding them, misleading them so that he can punish them? He's an all-powerful god and he's tricking normal, fallible, human beings and somehow it's their fault if they fall for his tricks? Wow.
You're not helping, it's already pretty obvious Trumps popularity with the Evangelicals (end time retards) is about him destroying the government and hopefully the world.
They just want a president that's pissed off about everything who reaction to every issue will be to lash out.
That'll show us.
Trump is not a true Christian, therefore, he is a pagan/satanist. Matthew 12:30 There is no reason for any real Christian to vote for him as his victory will not get us any closer to achieving our Biblical goals of eliminating abortionism, sodomites, non-Christian "healthcare", unBiblical "education", and unChristian social norms.
Which is why the true Christian will vote for the Constitution Party. So we can TRULY make America great again!
In the name of the Lord,
ThEcOnFuSeD:
Christian healthcare--Ps 91:10, 2 Chronicles 16:12-13
Christian social norms -- http://jesus-is-lord.com/thebible.htm , when read in full texual, contextual, and situational context.
In the name of the Lord,
afchief isn't completely wrong - I need a beer.
and 2 Chronicles 16:12-13
@Frogflayer
That's because they didn't believe hard enough.
And Jerry, your little plan to cleanse America of all those filthy unbelievers wouldn't happen to include mass graves and copious amounts of sarin, would it? Because if so, I think I saw that movie.
""For this reason God will send upon them a deluding influence so that they will believe what is false, "
This explains your idiotic posts.
Jerry, you are the false Christian. Jeshua ben YHWH himself told me so when we he came down to help in our Hospital for Sea Monsters (poor Leviathon still has not fully recovered from what that savage maniac did to him, by the way, although he is making progress) yesterday.
PS: He also told me that that "All non-Christians are going to burn in Hell whahahahahaha!" nonsense was just a trick to make it easier to identify self-righteous arseholes like you.
Dang, the man is starting to make some sense! Well, screw that false prophet nonsense, but otherwise well done afchief.
"For false Christs and false prophets will arise"
Perhaps afchuff was talking about Jerry here?!
Also, FUNDIE FIGHT!
Hey, Jerry: Did your 'Lord' charge people for his healing services? And for the feeding of those multitudes after his Sermon on the Mount?
Christian Socialists. The Labour Technology Minister Tony Benn was one. As is author JK Rowling.
Unless you can show evidence to the contrary - chapter & verse in your 'Christian Bible that he did ask those he healed & fed for payment - then your own 'Lord' is un Christian. You said it, I didn't. [/mega-paradox]
And Jerry shows up, spouting off about how Trump is Pagan/Satanist. Of course those are two very different things so he's either stupid (which I believe he admitted to a while back), or he's lying. And if it turns out Trump is atheist or a denomination of Christianity well then he'd have made a liar out of Jerry.
I was about to meh, because it made so much sense, and then I remembered that the alternative to Trump, for those people, is Cruz.....
@freako104
"And if it turns out Trump is atheist or a denomination of Christianity well then he'd have made a liar out of Jerry."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump#Religious_views
'Trump says that he is of Presbyterian faith. In an April 2011 interview on the 700 Club, he commented: "I'm a Protestant, I'm a Presbyterian. And you know I've had a good relationship with the church over the years. I think religion is a wonderful thing. I think my religion is a wonderful religion."'
No 'If' required, my friend.
Don't forget, that Jerry has admitted that his 'Christian Bible' is the KJV: Protestant
He should also know by now that the authoriser of his 'Christian Bible' was the head of the Church of England: Protestant .
He has stated that he is neither Catholic or Protestant .
Thrice hath Jer denied his 'Lord'. And the only cock that croweth is him.
And Wiggy didn't even need to make a liar out of him. Not when time and again has Jer done that himself .
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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