*White House invites gay families for Easter*
That's not an Easter egg roll, that's a freak show! How on earth are parents going to explain why some of the daddies are dressed like mommies and other assorted perversions?
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Freak show!? You're bitching about who got invited to the White House to hunt for eggs left by the Easter Bunny - to celebrate the resurrection?
Oops, my mistake. It's okay to use an imaginary character to celebrate another one.
Edit: looked at RR to see how the post fit in context. They're all like a stirred up ant bed - over a silly Easter egg hunt.
*White House invites biracial families for Easter*
That's not an Easter egg roll, that's a freak show! How on earth are parents going to explain why some of the daddies are darker than the mommies and other assorted perversions?
For a European, the fundie fat-arse that usually sits next to me when flying, and takes up half of my seat as well is pretty difficult to explain. He usually speaks a sub-dialect of chimpanzee that certainly proves evolution for me. And I don't know how decent Americans could possible explain to their children how other Americans can possible dress as insappropriately as these people do and speak such a perverted tongue - not to mention their other possible perversions like burning crosses and swastikas on private lawns.
As others have said, gay does not mean cross-dressing. But you know what, even if it did, so what? Children probably won't think anything odd about that unless it's pointed out to them. And even if they do, all you need to say is that, "Yes some men like to wear women's clothes," and that'll be explained. And then the children could learn some, gosh! tolerance! And acceptance.
If there were a chance that you are genuinely interested in gaining knowledge and not just in gay bashing, I (like others) would tell you that homosexuality and crossdressing aren´t necessarily connected and that people who crossdress aren´t usually gays as well as people who are gay aren´t usually crossdressers.
Plus, Bush had a large amount of the homosexual community at his previous egg roll. Families, too.
George Bush is more tolerant than you.
@ timjamiller
Hmm, sleepovers, and not just for Easter. Hundreds of them, with Jeffy.
Besides, how on earth are parents explaining how a rabbit lays colored eggs? By saying "Goddidit, it's a miracle, get used to it or burn in hell."?
How on earth are parents going to explain why some of the daddies are dressed like mommies and other assorted perversions?
Really, Obama invited Eddy Izzard as well? This sounds like the best damn Easter party ever.
"That's not an Easter egg roll, that's a freak show!"
You want a freak show? Turn on a Christian TV channel and watch some goofy ass "faith healer" do his thing. Pay close attention to the audience's expression throughout.
"How on earth are parents going to explain why some of the daddies are dressed like mommies and other assorted perversions?"
Cross-dressing is a predominantly heterosexual activity, if I recall correctly.
How about you shut the hell up if you don't know what you're talking about?
OMG. And how are parents going to explain why some people have brown skin, and some people are missing a leg or are using a walker, and some people talk a funny way that the kids can't understand, and why is the doggie holding onto the other doggie's back?
OMG, Bill O'Reilly the dildo freak is going to have to bitch about these "clustered gays" at the WH just like he did for the gay day at a baseball park.
Mostly, the kids will just see people and families and unless they have been brainwashed by one of you shits they won't give it a second thought. Little kids don't think about sex, and they sure as hell don't stop to ponder complicated family dynamics when there is treasure to find.
If they do ask why someone has two daddies, a simple "because some kids do" is quite sufficient.
Lying for Jesus eh? Well I suggest you review the ninth commandment.
Gay =/= Transvestite
And honestly, I think it'd be more of a freak show with rapture retards. How on earth will you explain to children that the ressurection was good if you scare them to death with fire and brimstone preaching?
Here's how I handled something like that. I was taking my then-3 year old nephew to Provincetown, MA one day in late summer, and down the street came a transwoman on rollerskates. He asked something about why a man would be dressed as a woman.
He was just too young for any answer I could give to make sense, so I just told him it'd be something I'd have to explain when he was older. (He's seven and a half now, so if the same question came up I'd just tell him that some people are born in the wrong bodies.)
The same way you explain anything else to children. I found it harder to explain turbans than it was to explain homosexuality to a young child.
Of course having the kid run up to every Sikh afterward yelling "HE'S WEARING A RELIGIOUS HAT!" was a little embarrassing.
Oh and explaining what the hell is wrong with the fundies screaming on the news about faggots need to burn in hell? Yeah, that was a complicated discussion too.
"How on earth are parents going to explain why some of the daddies are dressed like mommies and other assorted perversions?"
"How are the kids going to explain to their uptight and white parents that they already KNOW why?"
Oh, quit bitching. We've seen, time and time again, that fundies LOVE graphically describing the logistics of buttsex.
i wonder what god thinks about RR?
they aren't going to be fucking cross dressing to go to the white house you fucking morons.
"How on earth are parents going to explain why some of the daddies are dressed like mommies and other assorted perversions?"
do these morons imagine that every gathering of gay people is the folsome street fair or something? do they believe all gays have leather fetishes or something?
Kids are both more curious and more accepting of the answers they DO get. If you say "Some people just dress/are/do that that way" they'll probably ignore it and toddle off somewhere else. If, on the other hand, you say that it's because they're evil devilspawn from the pits of hell and only acting the way We do is right, then they'll start hating whoever it is too.
Is it just me, or does SummerSailing81 sound anxious to make sure that there would be no possibility of him accidentally hitting on a sexy trap?
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@Brian X: you just gave me an idea to deal with Phelps-style nutjobs: having a battalion of rollerskating transwomen and drag queens simply skate by should be enough to send the fundies into shock without having to raise one finger against them. image
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