If you want to see demon possession then all you have to to do is get involved in a ministry that visits the prisons, the Homeless missions, the Mental hospitals and the pure communities of our country. Especially if you are preaching a message on salvation or trying to share Christ in their territory!
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"If you want to see demon possession then all you have to to do is get involved in a ministry that visits the prisons, the Homeless missions, the Mental hospitals and the pure communities of our country."So, if you are in prison, homeless, mentally ill or pure you are possessed by demons?
"Especially if you are preaching a message on salvation or trying to share Christ in their territory!"
No, what you mean is, if you try spreading your Xian delusion to people who don't care to listen, they get upset and can become unpleasant.
This is sad. What is truly sad is the little Freudian slip "pure" communities, when he meant "poor" communities. The poor are poor because they're "demon possessed", not just unemployed or underemployed or working for, now, $5.10 an hour. That worldview is just so sad.
whitewater55: Oh, thanks for that clarification. I knew something didn't add up there, but I never would have guessed that he was misusing the word "pure" for "poor."
The Freudian slip is quite revealing, though. Poor people, demon possessed?
@ cheapthrills
I saw a purple cow once, at the county fair in 1954.
And you still won't see anyone possessed, you will see the deluded nonsense sideshow shit that fundamentalists love to perform.
A respectable organization would never allow their presence "Too risky, the guards and staff won't be able to tell you apart"
@ #139141
"Coool! Let's go! I've never seen a demon before...."
That reminds me of the "the captain approaches" scene from Muppet's Treasure Island:
Mr. Arrow [Sam the Eagle, speaking of Captain Smollet]: "Is he bad-tempered? The man is a raging volcano...tormented by inner demons the likes of which mere mortals cannot fathom."
Gonzo: "He's got demons? Cool!"
Ah...a true classic.
Regards & all,
Thomas L. Nielsen
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