really?
this is what david did. u know he was mastubating when he was staring at bathsheba. pornography is addicting. sadly to say, sumpeople dont get free from it. i have thank god, but i dont think u should even start. mastubating and stuff raises the level of oxytocin, a pleasure hormone. if u keep masturbating and stuff, that oxytocin level raises constantly, and when u get married, that level is soo high, that sometimes your partner cannot satisfy you. that when divorce and cheating, and all sorts of stuff happens. my advice is not to start in the first place
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Wow, just wow!
"Hello everybody,
My name's ghettopreacha and I'm a 'whack' addict!
At first I'd only 'shoot-off' in the shower, but soon it was in the bed and in the park and on street corners.
I tried a cold turkey, but my mom caught me and I spoilt Thanksgiving apparently.
I tried artificial substitutes like marriage, but I still wanted to 'hit-it' 10 times a day.
I found myself hanging round toilet blocks trying to 'score'.
I found myself breaking into peoples houses trying to feed my habit. Stealing their 'stash' of porn.
After I got arrested, the judge made me join 'Wanker's Anonymous'."
[edit]... and that's how I met everyone from Christian Forums
"if u keep masturbating and stuff, that oxytocin level raises constantly, and when u get married, that level is soo high, that sometimes your partner cannot satisfy you."
This is akin to thinking that you shouldn't watch horror movies because it raises adrenalin levels in your bloodstream and therefor if you were in a life or death situation walking home from the theater you wouldn't react.
Masturbation is to sex as a black-and-white photocopy is to the original painting.
Plus, so far as I can tell, porn is only really addictive when its viewing is stigmatized.
And finally, I would honestly love to see a study of the correlation between religion and divorce/infidelity as well as a study on pornography consumption (both volume and type, preferably) compared to the same. That seems like it could be a good topic for a psychology grad student.
I think this guy needs to do some research before he goes around spouting off about things...
http://www.answers.com/oxytocin
oxytocin (ŏk'sĭ-tō'sĭn) noun
A short polypeptide hormone, C43H66N12O12S2, released from the posterior lobe of the pituitary gland, that stimulates the contraction of smooth muscle of the uterus during labor and facilitates ejection of milk from the breast during nursing.
(From further down the page: The role of oxytocin in males is unknown.)
ghettopreacha, by that same theory sex does the same thing. So, for God's sake (and ours) never have sex either.
And Cicero, don't forget racism. Plus, in the United States specifically there is a correlation between religiosity and number of hate groups in a given state.
Hey gettopreacha,
My advice to you is that you not give advice to anyone about sex since you have everything fucking wrong.
If David was jerking off to Bathsheba, it's called vouyerism not pornography.
Oxytocin produces labor contractions and milk let-down in breast feeding. It is strongly suspected to cause bonding between mother-infant and there are studies that suggest it is responsible for "romantic" love between adults (which usually fades in 4-7 years).
Yeah, why look anything up when you're a teenager and know everything? (*sigh*)
Good grief, even if she thought she had straight information, just typing it out like this should have shown her that the reasoning wasn't internally consistent. That is, if she actually bothered to read it and process it at all. Pathetic.
~David D.G.
Excessive masturbation might be addictive and/or debilitating, yes. The same goes for pornography studies, too.
Taken with moderation, however, both can be conducive to your good health and your love life.
A girl who has masturbated regularly knows what she likes, and will have an easier time showing her boyfriend how to please her.
Marriage does not mean you have to give up masturbation. It's a great way to relax, and if your spouse don't feel up to sex when you want to, masturbation is a great way of giving you both what you want.
You will probably never find someone who is at the EXACT same level when it comes to sex. Used correctly, masturbation might even reduce divorces and cheating.
Following your stupid logic, nobody should marry because, at one moment of our marriage, our partner can't satisfy us. Oxytocin raises EVERY TIME WE HAVE SEX(only in women, though). See the slipery slope?
“really?
this is what david did. u know he was mastubating when he was staring at bathsheba.”
I don’t know that. But now i know WAY too much about you.
“pornography is addicting.”
So they say. I haven’t noticed any signs of that.
“sadly to say, sumpeople dont get free from it. i have thank god, but i dont think u should even start.”
I will take that under consideration. Right after looking at my horoscope for the best time to masturbate.
"m when u get married, that level is soo high, that sometimes your partner cannot satisfy you.”
Been married for nearly 40 years. Been beating off for over 50. That’s never been an issue.
"that when divorce and cheating, and all sorts of stuff happens.”
Have you ever met a woman?
“my advice is not to start in the first place”
Scare tactics only work for as long as the victim is scared. All those kids in DARE were terrified of drugs, but eventually figured out DARE was lying/exaggerating.
All those virgin girls at Brigham Young university are terrified of sex, until they meet upperclasswomen who did not explode from shame the first time.
Big whoop.
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