Quite the contrary. When you joined, you did, in a very limited way, submit yourself to my authority within the scope this forum. In addition, I have been called by God and commissioned by my church to preach the Gospel. God tends to frown on those who disparage His anointed. Psa 105:14-15 He suffered no man to do them wrong: yea, he reproved kings for their sakes; (15) Saying, Touch not mine anointed, and do my prophets no harm.
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In a way, when you join a site you do agree to follow the rule of the moderator. However, if the moderator is an insane control freak with delusions of having been anointed by his god, then a little rebellion against the moderator is called for.
BTW: Bro Randy is really starting to worry me. He is seriously turning into a cult leader. My one consolation is that he lacks the personal charisma to be a real cult leader. (As long as he stays on the internet, though, his 'followers' won't be able to discover this.)
For a moment there, I thought he said "In addition, I have been called God."
And get your deluded mind out of your arse. All you're doing is twisting the minds of impressionable teens for your own ends, not your God's.
"I hath been commissioned by the LORD to rid the EVILS OF THIS EARTH FOR THE GLORIOUS KINGDOM! LET US GO, MY BROTHERS! LET US FIGHT IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!"
*Randy shoots a police officer with shotgun, is later captured after building a fortification around his house*
I can see Randy doing that any day now.
Yes, folks, it's now official, Randy is a fully-fledged Cult Leader. Demands for virgins can only be a matter of time.
Then let me be the first to recieve the wrath of god. You useless, scum sucking, bigotted, braindead, arsehat.
No. No Smiting.
The allegations of Bro. Randy-4-Teens being a potential cult leader gain more support and evidence by the fucking day! This guy is seriously delusional and dangerous. Any parent who willingly lets their children associate with Randy-4-Teens is, to put it mildly, an idiotic excuse for a parent.
So Randy is now claiming Divine Authority for himself? He is now stating that anyone who comes to T4C is placing themselves "under his authority" and since his authority comes directly from God, anyone on T4C is prohibited from so much as thinking about questioning him?
WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!
Oh, sorry, let me turn off my CULT ALARM...
Quite the contrary. When you joined, you did, in a very limited way, submit yourself to my authority within the scope this forum.
Agreed. He IS the moderator of the forum.
In addition, I have been called by God and commissioned by my church to preach the Gospel.
Well, I understand why a pastor would say God led him to that profession.
God tends to frown on those who disparage His anointed. Psa 105:14-15 He suffered no man to do them wrong: yea, he reproved kings for their sakes; (15) Saying, Touch not mine anointed, and do my prophets -no harm-."
This refers to visiting -physical violence- against them, if you look at the context of the verse. It has jack squat to do with rebuke. Try again Brother. It appears that all the hype this fellow has on FSTDT is earned, given the claim of borderline infallibility and his quote-mining of this verse to galvanize that claim.
Of course, you don´t understand two basic things:
a)that they have a Bible as you have. That you're preaching from a totally anonymous position and that they're doing the same. If you're anointed by God, be consequent and show your face.
b)A webpage is, by definition, an open arena and nothing else. You are the moderator, granted, but you can't control everything and call it cat when is a chair.
Again, if you want to preach the Gospel, be consequent and run a kindergarten, not a webpage.
And, apparently by her own request, the person Randy was debating has been banned....
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Wait a minute, what was it that Randy once said about people who debate?
"I am God... uh, called by God. You must not speak ill of me as I am God... uh... um, choosen by God. Submit to my member... uh, um, submit to me pretty, young members. Do what I say, uh, well... do no wrong with me... I mean, TO me.
That thread is great. The person he is talking about [fundie btw] was pointing out the bad spelling and grammar from the home-schooled members, and called BR on some of the shit he was spouting. In the PM asking BR to cancel her account, she calls him a "small man". hehe.
Next for old Randy, stock piling guns, forcing these kids to build a compound for him [amongts other things], and hopefully drinking some "special kool-aid" to meet up with the UFO that will take him to heaven.
Depressingly enough, the citing of these specific verses for the purpose of squashing any dissent is common in conservative Christian circles -- the whole tendency is built on unquestioning obedience to the church hierarchy. Crazy, yes, but the Randy Brother isn't out of the mainstream on this.
The real reason Bro. Randy prefers homeschooling over public school is because public schools allow students to learn about and experience the outside world: learning history, culture, social studies; interacting with students of other ethnicities, religions and backgrounds; experiencing life outside of the home.
Of course, this flies in the face of Randy's cultist ideal of complete isolation from the real world. After all, how is he supposed to control what his followers think if they learn that the world is different from the way he says it is?
(See? Randy IS another Fred Phelps.)
Fucking cults, why are some people so fucked up that they get their kicks by trying to control as many people as possible. The douche bags that wrote the bible should have been ferreted out by their peers and sent to jail, or whatever other fitting punishment they had during the time.
Contxt, plz? Not that it's not arrogant, presumptuous, and overly controlling -- and creepy, too.
I dint think Bro Randy qualifies as a Prophet.
Dont worry Bro Randy, I would not touch you with a stick.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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