Devil is just Copy cat.
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Of course, and you are such a reputable source of logical argument, given your track record.
Seriously, though, how many times has this guy been on here?
And there is no way, NO WAY that a grown man could mis-spell 'Gabriel' that badly.
"I have to disagree with you on this one too: DINOSAUR BONES WERE PLANTED BY THE DEVI. "
Yeah, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop disagreeing with me mmkay? In fact, if you could just start providing evidence, that'd be great, mmkay? thanks.
"Seriously, though, how many times has this guy been on here?"
Not nearly as many times as Carico, Supersport, or AV, just to name a few.
It wouldn't surprise me Satan had his old Grabel and Micheal.
Huh? Who? Betty Grable!? Devi had HER? My MAN!!! Devi, you rock, Studster.
Just when you think that he can't say anything more bizarre, more confusing, and more fucktarded, LoneWolf1984 always tops himself.
The Anti-Trinity? Ingenious.
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Satan's got a whole bunch of critters under his payroll. Look it up.
Also, why did he want Betty Grable? I suppose she had nice legs, so maybe that's why.
Also, WTF @ "humans and animals could talk to each other"? Why can't they do it anymore? Well... I talk to my dog a lot, but she only barks. Why doesn't Belle go, "Oh, you've gotten me the chicken food today? Excellent. One does grow tired of the beef-flavored squishy food."
Humans and Animals could talk to each other.
Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, furfag?
"Devil is just Copy cat.
You need to familiarize yourself with your religion. Damn near the whole thing is lifted from other religions and pieced together Frankenstein-like. Come to think of it, that may be why it's so clumsy, full of holes and leaves a rotten stench everywhere it goes.
"I have to disagree with you on this one too: DINOSAUR BONES WERE PLANTED BY THE DEVI."
Uh huh. And your god couldn't "magic" them out of the ground and was entirely incapable of preventing "DEVI" from doing it in the first place, right?
"Humans and Animals could talk to each other."
Dr. Doolittle is not a documentary.
Now, if only he thought about WHY the devil and his posse seems to parallel the Heavens so much...like, maybe, the writers of Christian theology were running short on ideas, and thought to take a symmetrical approach to Biblical cosmology...
Also: Doctor Dolittle was not a documentary!
It wouldn't surprise me Satan had his old Grabel....
Do you mean Betty Grable?
As to human and animal conversations, didn't Dr, Doolittle achieve this more recently?
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[In a female, Scottish voice] "Ba-what?"
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