I have already proposed (in another BBS) that HELL may be a black hole where the gravity can hold in evil spirits.
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Gravity is a physical force. Demons, assuing one accepts they exist, are spiritual beings, not subject to the laws of physics.
If you do find a nearby black hole, drop in and say hellooooooo.
Implication: spirits have mass, or at least sufficiently mass-like properties to respond to a gravitational field, and can thus be detected and proven to exist. Use this to give us some experimental proof or STFU. If you do, there's probably a nobel prize in it at the very least.
We could, of course, solve this by going to live in space colonies. That way, humanity can grow, because our souls won't be tied down by gravity... Except that that's the plot for Gundam, not reality.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You're a dumbass.
Illuminatalie wrote:
"How does Jesus, being made of anti-matter, fit into all this?" Antimatter still has mass. (Especially if it's Catholic. <rimshot> )
I always thought Jesus was made out of supersymmetry particles. You know, like photinos and selectrons and squarks.
His Heavenly Father, of course, is made of a single Higgs Boson. It IS the "God Particle," after all!
OK, the BBS reference is way cool for those of us old enough to remember what those were. But why is he soap boxin' over at Harmony Central, a musician's site? That's where one goes to find guitar tab to the Rain Song, not to get ambushed by a fundie and his dogma!
"I have already proposed (in another BBS) that HELL may be a black hole where the gravity can hold in evil spirits."
Wait a minute... Gravity is just a theory, right?
Its funny how they'll accept a theory when it suits their dumbfuck ideas.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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