Well My is Cathic and she says and that will burn for that Me I m a Cathic christen and you the lowest thing below magets and pooppoo and when your burn i won,t piss on you to put you but we will all pray you to the lite ,oh wait eminent your on fire so you see the light
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I think this is what he's saying:
BONEs reminds of little kids who don't want to figure out the spelling of words, so they just start putting shit together in the hopes that either a)they get it right, or b)you'll tell them the real spelling.
English is my second language; yet, I find this, er, string of signs painful to read. I can only pity the author...
My "english to retard" translator has been down for a while... Can someone please fill me in?
Also, someone get the police on the phone. BONEs here has slaughtered the 'Merican language.
"Well My is Cathic and she says and that will burn for that Me I m a Cathic christen and you the lowest thing below magets and pooppoo and when your burn i won,t piss on you to put you but we will all pray you to the lite ,oh wait eminent your on fire so you see the light"
I'm sorry, I don't understand Fuckwit. Is there a translator in the house?
@doug
"That has to be a kid. No adult spells that bad. I can hardly understand what the fuck she is trying to say."
When I was around eleven or twelve, my school conducted reading comprehension, spelling and pronunciation tests at random times & occasions (even in, say, Geography or Maths classes), where one was called up to the teachers' desk and asked to perform said verbal tests from cards. Via this method, they were able to determine the reading ages of the pupils. It was discovered I had a reading age of thirty ; the offshoot of this was that I had 'NV' (Non-Voter) on my library ticket, so I could borrow books from the adult section(s).
If this idiot is just five, then fair enough. If he's fifteen , then I weep.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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