“Praise God! Glorously Saved!”
Yawn.
“I am so thankful to my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Several months ago, I was a faithful reader of a devilish anti-Christian blog, Fundies Say The Darndest Things.”
Too bad you typed the whole thing out… And misspelled it.
And most of us, here, know we’re not anti-Christain, we’re anti-idiot.
Oh. I just realized why maybe you couldn’t tell the difference…
“However, after reading some of the despicable comments by those people that post there,”
Wait, wait. You were a faithful reader for a while, but THEN you read some of the comments? Your lie isn’t even internally consistent.
“I decided to once again, look at my Bible.”
A faithful FSTDT reader, and despicable comments send you to the Bible?
What weird, weird logic. A plus B equals Potato.
“I came to the conclusion that atheism is a tool of the devil to blind people.”
Uh huh…
“I bowed my knee and accepted Jesus as my Savior.”
See, I’d have said ‘bent my knees’ or ‘bowed my head.’ This phrasing is someone who’s been blooded by the Lamb for a while…
