Only God Can Mke IceBerg's Melt Not global warming
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O rly? Why didn't he keep the Titanic from sinking (and in addition to saving hundreds of lives, spared us from a long, horrible, overrated movie)?
I dunno, this icecube in my drink seems to be melting.
God is either not in charge or he bows to the laws of nature.
Oddly capitalized, poorly spelled, no punctuation and an unsupported, stupid point. Yup, all the hallmarks of a Fundie.
IceBUrg meLting, or changes in the physicaL States of matter, really Have nothIng to do with Temperature. It's all God's will, and and temperature relationship is purely coincidental.
I suppose in her world true things are capitalised, and lies aren't.
Except she's got them the wrong way round.
fergus
Yog-Sothoth wrote:
"All we need are chariots of iron to change that." <snaps fingers> Aha! That's it!
Surround the Ross Ice Shelf with iron chariots, and God won't be able to touch it. Problem solved!
Wow, all of the motivational posters and images posted so far have been amazingly unfunny (and for the most part, of only tangential relevance.) Way to fail almost as hard as the illiterate mouth-breathers the site is based on.
I can has internets trend from six years ago?
And apparently only god can teach you how to use capitalization, create coherent sentences, spell, and correctly understand plural/possessive use.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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