My point from the beginning was that STD's are God's way of preventing pre-marital sexual relations. My point also was STD's are God's way of preventing homosexuals from having sex.
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I am a christain. I am gay. And by the way, I am monogamous with my one lifetime partner who would be my wife if everyone weren't so ignorant. All of these hateful comments remind me of why I ran from God for so long when I should have been running from other Christians. And by the way, if disease is God's response to lechery and homosexuality, he must love lesbians more than anyone, because we have the lowest rate of sexually transmitted disease.
What about those who don' get STDs? Is God condoning their behaviour? It seems that if STDs were really a deterrant to premarital and gay sex, everyone who engaged in those activities would be struck down with a dreadful (or at least embarassing) disease. Inconsistency, thy name is fundie.
If God wanted to prevent pre-marital sex, why not just make it so that a man can not achieve an erection unless he is married? Make it so that a woman's vagina seals itself shut until the vows are read. meant to say is that STDs are God's way of discouraging these behaviors. If you are going to be a dumbass, at least say what you mean.
Dumbass.
if 2 people have sex before marriage and neither has std's, neither of them will get an std. therefore, if this was God's way of stopping us from having premarital sex, God is a fuck up.
The automated machine gun turrets hidden just beyond my open front* door are my way of preventing strangers from entering the house. True, closing and locking the door would achieve pretty much the same thing without all the bloodshed and death, and with all the actual prevention of entry, but this way it gives people free will to decide whether to go through the door. If it's good enough for God, it's good enough for me.
* If you think I'm going to make some cheap joke about my back door, think again. Unless you count this footnote, in which case you got me.
What about hetrosexual married couples?
I guess they all deserved it, huh?
Aren't lesbians the ones with the lowest STD rates? How did God think there? real homosexuals. They are just hot, and maybe you can join them (only in your dream).
How come you can get STDs from marital sex too?
If that is God's "perfect" way of dealing with the problem... then I'll keep on looking for a more "perfect" god.
"My point from the beginning was that STD's are God's way of preventing pre-marital sexual relations."
Ah, so because Jimmy Swaggart was already married, that made it alright for him to screw hookers, eh?
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"My point also was STD's are God's way of preventing homosexuals from having sex."
Two Words: Ted Faggard.
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And I guess it was a miracle that they didn't catch a dose - because they're men of God, hmmmmm? I've said it before, but it bears repeating...:
Hypocrisy, thy name is Fundie.
A marriage certificate does not protect you from STDs.
My brother and his fiance have been together for about ten years. They have no intention of marrying. I doubt that they have had any STDs.
“My point from the beginning was that STD's are God's way of preventing pre-marital sexual relations.”
“My point also was STD's are God's way of preventing homosexuals from having sex.”
Confused?
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