Can you imagine being in the Lake of Fire, knowing that there's no escape and it's forever? At least if you get life in prison here on earth, you know that death will free you; but in the Lake of Fire, it WILL NEVER END! Even after a TRILLION years, it won't even be the beginning! Are you really willing to chance that there's no Hell because comedian George Carlin doesn't think so? Are you really willing to chance that there's no Hell because some fornicating or homosexual college professor hates God and teaches youth that God doesn't exist (Romans 1:25,28)?
Jesse Ventura says that his religion is the same as George Carlin's. Jesse Ventura might as well curse God and shake his fist at Heaven above, which is exactly what Carlin did and is now burning in Hell forever. It's not a big laughing matter now to George Carlin!!! The man will burn forever, with no hope of anything good ever happening again. Is that what you want?
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David, you may believe such a thing. You may want it to be true. You might derive a considerable amount of enjoyment and personal satisfaction by believing it is true. However, as we know, belief is a stupid thing. As, indeed, are you.
Well, as long as a kiddie fiddler such as yourself also ends up in hell...
At least if you get life in prison here on earth, you know that death will free you; but in the Lake of Fire, it WILL NEVER END!
Given en eternity of time, anything can happen, like a team of engineers and scientists end up in hell, and they leverage the apparent free and abundant energy from the flames of hell to create a true godless heaven in hell.
Y'know what's funny? In Brazil, there is no "life in prison." The maximum number of years you can serve in prison is 30. Because in our law's philosophy, we don't have the right to take anyone's life away, by murder or just holding them as prisoners forever.
I bring this up because I find it kind of odd how these dickheads keep telling me god's gonna make me suffer eternity in hell just because I don't believe in the dude. Plus, he's pretty much foaming at the mouth with a boner when he talks about how he believes George Carlin is suffering in hell. I find it odd that people from a religion that taught forgiveness and redemption seem to be so intent on not forgiving anyone and then telling everyone they're gonna burn in hell. I mean, they believe in letting other people beg forgiveness... but never themselves. Isn't that odd?
Are you really willing to chance that there's no Hell because comedian George Carlin doesn't think so?
If you think the only reason I don't believe in Hell is because George Carlin didn't, then you're a freaking moron. And no matter how bad you make Hell sound, it's not going to scare me into believing in it.
I have bad news. I have learned that if you embrace christianity rather than atheisim, aliens will come at some time in the future and put your soul into volcanoes for all time so good people are safe from your nonsense. Sure you might think that's bullshit, but given your argument above I know you certainly wont want to take that risk. Welcome to atheisim!
Of course, David. But are you aware that, just in those two paragraphs, you have violated Matthew 7:1-3, Proverbs 30:12, Romans 11:34 and many, many more? You sinning shithead! I guess George Carlin, Jesse Ventura and me aren't the only ones going to be warming our tootsies in the lake of fire.
"Are you really willing to chance that there's no Hell because comedian George Carlin doesn't think so?"
Yep, now fuck off and leave me alone.
"Are you really willing to chance that there's no Hell because comedian George Carlin doesn't think so? Are you really willing to chance that there's no Hell because some fornicating or homosexual college professor hates God and teaches youth that God doesn't exist (Romans 1:25,28)?"
No, I don't believe in Hell because there's no evidence that such a place exists.
And not a single one of my college professors ever had a single word to say on the subject. Some of us are capable of coming to our own conclusions, rather than relying on some authority figure's say-so. That's a very bad way to determine truth.
Well, being tortured for trillions of years merely because you're not brownnosing some immature, selfish, egotistical being seems rather disproportionate. And it's quite ironic the website is called "God Loves People". If that's his love, I don't want to know what is hate is like...
It's not even a crime, nor is it immoral, and a deity that does such things does not deserve worship. Besides, at least hell will be filled with sane and rational people, so I could still have decent conversations.
Besides, how do you know you won't be send to Niflheim because you didn't worhisp the Norse gods nor did you die in battle? Or have your soul devoured by Ammit because you didn't worship the Egyptian gods?
If there's an Inferno, it is temporary and it's likely part of the "Life Review" after death. If one had to relive the nastiness from the vantage point of the wronged persons then, yes, that would be painful.
That said, what you & the Demiurge consider "evil" mostly goes against common sense. True sin is an action that hurts others deliberately. That makes sense. If you feel shame or remorse, that's atonement enough. The whole point is to teach a soul good ethics. If true contrition comes, that means lesion learned & bad karma taken off one's record.
My view of Divine justice is infinitely superior to yours, Banana Guy....and I'm a NeoPagan.
I do not base my lack of belief on the views of comedians. Just because you blindly believe nonsense, based on scripture that is centuries old, it doesn't mean that everyone else is as gullible.
Also, what @#1735695 said.
"Are you really willing to chance that there's no Hell because some fornicating or homosexual college professor hates God and teaches youth that God doesn't exist"
Why automatically assume lack of belief in something is due to hating it?
So do you believe in Zeus? Do you believe in Ra? Do you believe in Allah? Do you believe in Bigfoot? Do you believe in Santa Claus? You probably don't, so then according to you, your lack of belief in them MUST be due to you hating them, right? Why do you hate Santa Claus? He doesn't even threaten those that don't believe in him with eternal torment...
This is spiritual fucking extortion! This is simply worshiping the bully because he's stronger than you. I happen to share the view that your god is a sadistic monster and I happily choose hell rather than give even tacit approval to such a monster.
Also, there are no professors teaching students to be atheists. That's a Christian myth.
where in the Bible does it say that ?
I read it as the final judgement which occurs much later not at death , sends those not bound to praise Jesus for eternity to the lake of fire for final death.
Even a trillion trillion trillion years is the merest blink in eternity, and still David's eyes will be staring, and still David will not be bored by observing your suffering, and still David will be unceasing in his psychopathic mental illness, and still David will be incessant in his quest to be a top arsehole. David ramps it up in the next trillion trillion trillion years. Of course, several universes will have come and gone by then, but David will just be warming up. Lol!
"Can you imagine being in the Lake of Fire, knowing that there's no escape and it's forever? Is that what you want?"
Yeah, child abusers should think about that a lot, especially convicted child abusers. I wouldn't think they'd have any time left over to concern themselves with how others might be burning in hell for eternity, as they'll be getting plenty of first-hand experience.
Well, I'm reminded of a statement from the old Britcom "Bless Me Father." An elderly priest says, "It is incumbent on all Christians to believe in the existence of Hell. And only a lunatic would believe that there's anyone there."
Stewart, you're a dipshit.
Can you imagine being in heaven, knowing that the people you love are suffering for all eternity in a lake of fire? And yet, you believe in an all-loving god? Seriously? How can you even consider this to be logical?
You base your beliefs on man-made shit. Your god doesn't exist, but you're gullible enough to spend so much of your time trying to convince yourself and others that your beliefs are true. I pity the fool, and that would be you.
I find it interesting that the site is called God Loves People when all they seem to do is preach hate and tell everyone who listens that they're going to be tortured for eternity if you disagree with them.
Hey David. Mephisto says you're really in for it anyway because he doesn't play that forgiveness bullshit and Jesus is a fairytale and you've been a very bad boy.
Are ya scared David, second thoughts?
WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF FAIRY TALES.
David... eternal Hellfire was made up looooooooong after Jesus supposedly lived and died. Heck, even Jesus mentioned about how being cast into the lake of fire would be the destruction of that person.
Sooo..... any claim you make about "eternal Hellfire" is adding a shit-ton to the bible, which is a fucking major sin and will get you tossed into the lake of fire.
...And what kind of benevolent, kind, forgiving god builds a place like that?
A fucking psycho, that's who. A bipolar lover/hater that kills millions and sends them to such a place for the simple 'sin' of not knowing of him.
Asshole.
No, it`s not a laughing matter to Carlin, mainly cause he`s dead and you sir are a disgusting vulture and a traitor to his fellow humans, siding with a tyrant, be him imaginary or not, simply out of convinience and misantropy. Your kind makes me puke.
God loves people like a father who abandonned his kids and will return to torture them for all eternity if they even THINK about not loving him 100% without question.
God is a twat.
I was a fundie as a kid, but then i grew up and realised what a dumb little shit i was.
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