Call me weird, but I feel the work of the enemy within the whole Green Movement swarming this planet.
-Tim
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Save the Planet. It's my home. - Satan
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Nicely done Christians, now everyone continues to hate you and laugh at your stupidity.
By the way, that comic strip was awesome!
Obvious appeal to religion to justify your wasteful lifestyle is obvious.
Seriously, I really want to know, what exactly is so evil and horrible about giving a shit about the place you live? But then, this is coming from a group that freely admits to not keeping their own houses clean because "what's the point when Jeebus is cumming so soon any day now???"
It takes a really peculiar psychology to equate saving the environment with doing the work of Satan. A really peculiar psychology.
Michael: Return to Skaro, where you came from.
I really wish I wasn't such a nerd that I get that.
"Michael: Return to Skaro, where you came from.
I really wish I wasn't such a nerd that I get that."
Well, Davros stole the Earth, so . . . does it really matter? Do you want something some alien superscientist is just gonna take anyway?
That's what I thought. *throws styrofoam containers into a landfill*
That Satan, always trying to get us to take care of the planet and learn to get along with one another rather than fighting. What an evil, evil bastard. If it weren't for the deity demanding we deny basic human rights to loving couples, treat women as second class citizens and just basically rape the planet in order to gain our reward of eternal bliss while most of the people we've loved burn in agony for all eternity I'd think there were no goodness left in this universe.
Brother Timotheus You are a pimple on the worlds ass, time for some acne treatment.
FYI Satan is part of your Dog myth and exists only in the minds of your ilk.
THAT's why the US is trying to kill the world one climate change at a time!
The people over at RR are making their own rapture, 'cause they're so tired of waiting!
Well gee whiz, what a FUCKING RETARD.
Kill the planet. You're all fucked anyway, rapture retards. - God
Group X is cancer of Y.
Let's move on.
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