That's the problem with evotion, it's not based on the real world but on something off a guys computer. Artie beleives that science should be based on the real world and not a made up dream land.
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Well, Julian believes in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. Julian also believes Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Julian believes there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. Julian believes in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and Julian believes in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Of course Darwin had a computer. He was in league with Satan, who is clearly omnipotent in Fundieland given the extent of the activities they ascribe to him, and Satan simply just conjured up an IBM for Darwin. Didn't you guys get the memo?
he talks about himself in 3rd person?...that means ever if did make sense (which he certainly did not) he should be ignored...know who talks about themselves in 3rd person?...crazy people...like brett ratner, bob dole, and elmo
Does Artie often refer to himself in the third person?
Irene suggests that Artie should get off his computer before something bad like "evotion" comes out of it and takes over his "brain." Irene doesn't really believe this, of course, but she thinks Artie might just be dumb enough to buy it.
@Em
"I see your lips are moving, but all I hear is Blah, Blah, Blah."
Sharon has just found out that eVotions is an initiative by Cumberland Presbyterian Church. She would also like to point out that science is ultimately based on precedent, part of which are based on theory the Rutherfordian, Bohrian and Daltonian models of the atom were contrived out of observations.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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