"Atheists, Jesus loved you so much He spent 3 days in hell."
Who the fuck cares? Your Jebus is omnipotent, immortal and eternal. Three fucking days in hell, 33 years on Earth or a little bit of time being crucified is not impressive when it happens to such a being.
You let me know when Jebus comes back, gives up all his god qualities permanently and then gets his ass tortured, crucified and spends and eternity in everlasting torment in Hell and then I'll be impressed and might, just might, consider him worthy of some form of worship.
"Why can't you....?"
What? Spend three days in Hell? Why should I?
"just say a pray and confess for Him."
No thanks. I don't mind talking to myself but I refuse to talk to people who don't actually exist.
"He will keep you from an eternity of flames and torment."
So you say. How do I know for certain?
"How can you turn your back on the hell he went through for you."
See above. You people appear to be quite easily awed.
"Once you are saved you are always saved."
Depends entirely on who you ask.
"Go back to sinning if you wish. You will have been saved from the flames of hell."
Then why do Catholics have confession and all the rest of the bullshit to absolve themselves of "sin"?
"Please, please, just ask Jesus into your life and escape the flames forever."
You're not very good at this.
"How can you not understand this logic."
Because your Christian theology is entirely nonsensical.
"What will it hurt. My heart is burning with desire for you to pray now. PLEASE"
Only if you'll pray to Allah to forgive you for being a Christian infidel dog for all these years.
"I am not a troll. Trust me, trust a pastor."
Kiss my ass, pastor.
