I have a theory.
Is it possible that liberals are pro-choice just so they can eat our children? I wouldn't be surprised. I bet they just want to steal the aborted fetus and gobble it up!
I also think they support gay marriage just because it will lead to incest and beastiality. They want to marry their dogs while destroying the traditional family.
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Dude, did you hear that Jews kidnap Christian babies, kill them, and use their blood to make Matzo? Holy crap!
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid person.
"I have a theory."No, you have a wild, assoholic assertion.
"Is it possible that liberals are pro-choice just so they can eat our children?"
No, it is not possible, it's stupid and insane, but not possible.
"I wouldn't be surprised."
Yeah, but you probably wouldn't be surprised by virgin birth, angels, demons and resurrection.
"I bet they just want to steal the aborted fetus and gobble it up!"
I am a pro-choice atheist. I have no desire to "gobble up" aborted fetuses or any other form of human flesh. Remember, CB, it's you Xians who eat your God and drink his blood.
"I also think they support gay marriage just because it will lead to incest and beastiality."
Until you present credible evidence showing that homosexuality leads to incest and/or bestiality, you should leave that topic alone.
"They want to marry their dogs while destroying the traditional family."
I have wonderful dogs, but I have no desire to marry any of them.
Isn't honesty a "family value?" Lying breaks that commandment against bearing false witness, CB.
It's true. I'm gay, and I eat children.
Traitor1 (#216017) -- I'm curious: did you use canned or fresh mandarin oranges; and if you used fresh mandarin oranges, did you also use the zest in the sauce?
Is it possible that liberals are pro-choice just so they can eat our children? I wouldn't be surprised. I bet they just want to steal the aborted fetus and gobble it up!
UberLutheran- I only use fresh with a tiny bit of zest, although, in desperate straights I've been known to used canned oranges. For dinner parties I also work very hard on prsentation as well. A little placenta soup, a good vintage of stem cell wine and of course some fresh baby greens on the side.
This guy is funny:Who I'd like to meet:
I would like to meet fellow True Christians so that they could help me combat the evils of gay marriage. What's next? Animals? Gumball machines? My fourth wife and I used to always talk about how gay marriage is a mockery of the traditional family, before we got divorced. Other than that, I'd also love to meet some hot young ladies to have one night stands with. Just make sure my wife doesn't find out about it.
CB is just a troll having some fun with MySpace.
Yes, that's exactly it. Well done, you've discovered what no political scientist ever has: the truth behind liberals. They really have nothing to do with things like liberty and freedom. It's just all about those yummy, yummy fetuses!
Damn! He's right! I have recipes for fetus, too. I think some of them are going to be on Giada's "Easy Italian" show on the Food Network. There's one involving artichoke hearts and lemon that's especially good.really stick a finger in the Christians' eyes! [/sarcasm]
No, you must have us confused with Scientologists. After all, there were rumors that after Katie Holmes gave birth to Tom Cruise's child, he wanted to eat the placenta.
Eating the placenta is an old and widely practiced tradition. Oddly enough, last time I saw someone on TV cooking one, she was pan-frying it with butter and shallots. But the placenta isn't a fetus :P
Is it possible neo-cons are pro-death sentence so they can eat our criminals?not been demonstrated to increase divorce rates. You fail.
And for the record, which interest in destroying the "traditional family"?, is there any intrinsic value in that?. And for the record, why eating fetus and stealing them if there is a McDonals in every corner?. You see, when you name a crime, you should cite motivation.
Damn, I gave it away, didn't I.
"Babies, the other white meat"
well, technically, it is possible, yes. But if we liberals are pro-choice, it wouldn't be your children I eat, it would be be mine, thus making it incesto-foeto-cannibalism.
I love how he literally thinks that everybody in the opposing political party is an incestuous, beastiality-ous (?) cannibal who wants to destroy the "traditional" family. Like, there's no in-between. As soon as you vote Democrat, you want to screw dogs and eat people.
I'm hoping this is a poe, but the user name makes me think otherwise.
1. Hosea 9:11-16 says abortion is okay.
2. No, we just love people for who they are. Unlike christian's who claim to love all people, but disown their gay children.
Daughters get molested by their heterosexual fathers, you moron.
What is with you fundies and kink? This is what you get when you supress and deny basic human instincts.
This has to be a poe.
Right?
...right?
And your basis for these...I hesitate to even use the word here...thoughts?
Yeah, that's what I thought. Demonize them so everyone will hate them as much as I...
The important word there is "choice", numbskull! The decision to continue a pregnancy or not should be the woman's.
We support gay marriage because we want gays to have the same rights as we do.
How will the fact that gays can marry lead to more (or less) bestiality and incest?
The Theory of Relativity posited by Albert Einstein was proved right a century later, when ripples in space-time from two black holes colliding were detected recently. Thus - at least scientifically , and based on objective peer reviewed observation - theories have a rather nasty habit of becoming fact .
Good luck with yours, based on your subjective 'opinion'. Better have good lawyers behind you; those you make your unfounded allegations against do too.
“ have a theory.”
“Is it possible that liberals are pro-choice just so they can eat our children?”
“I wouldn't be surprised.”
“I bet they just want to steal the aborted fetus and gobble it up!”
“I also think they support gay marriage just because it will lead to incest and beastiality.”
“They want to marry their dogs while destroying the traditional family.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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