There are MANY birth pains, but which one hurts the most inside?...for me, it's the folks who lose their virginity before marriage, it just hits me like a bullet. I KNOW a girl who got pregnant, had an abortion, and continues to lose virginity! It hurts SO bad!
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I know a girl who lost her virginity, didn't get pregnant, and didn't need an abortion. Somebody very wisely told her about contraception. Speaking of bullets, I've got one with your name on it.
CONTINUES to lose virginity? What, now it's a quantifiable quality that erodes with further sexual activity? At what point, then, is one no longer a virgin at all -- or at least, say, less than 1% virgin?
"continues to lose virginity"? How long, exactly, is this process taking? More importantly, is the guy she's doing it with a one-woman kind of man?
Since when is losing virginity before marriage a birth pain?
OMG, my first submission and i fucked it up. I didn't post that little piece of brilliance. That came from a poster known as "Lil' Preacher" I misread the box for Fundie Name. I am so embarrassed. I sent an email asking if it could be fixed. On the bright side, my "Fundie Submission Virginity" is over with, and while it did hurt a little, it'll also make a good story. Sorry for the mix up.
Yeah, you probably wouldn't have that 'continued loss of virginity' problem if you and your gentleman friend STOPPED FUCKING 24/7! I know sex is a beautiful thing, but it's really not meant to last longer than an hour or so (And that's only if you're really, really horny).
Lil' Preacher: "I can't get a date, well, not with a real woman, so I will hide behind this holier-than-thou mask."
So, a GUY is saying that he suffers birth pains when a girl loses her virginity. (Presumably not with him.) HAHOOHAHOOHAHOO!
There's an episode of ER I obviously missed!
Just a quick question, Lil' Preacher. Who precisely was that "girl" you refer to?
Check out Matthew 24, where Jesus tells his disciples of the signs of the end times, which he calls birth pains: "7Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8All these are the beginning of birth pains."
Does virginity have a half-life?
From the poster's name, I assume he is a callow teenage male. Funneh to hear him speak with such authoriteh on something he will never experience.
So a bit of your moral compass disappears every time you have sex? Sorry to mug you again Grandma, but I had sex last night!
I'm sorry, that's the only way I can quantify "continues to lose virginity". Either that or Lil Preacher is a child with no understanding of sex, or he's an especially idiotic adult.
Is there an award for "People Unclear on the Concept"?
I hear the 'Stones singing; "...well, this could be the first time, this could be the first time, may be the first time - I don't know..."
for me, it's the folks who lose their virginity before marriage, it just hits me like a bullet.
What does someone else's virginity or the lack thereof have to do with you personally? This sounds like none of your fucking business so STFU!!!
After staring at this for five minutes, I've theorized that this guy thinks that any time you have sex, you are losing your virginity. I.e. losing virginity is just another phrase to describe sexual intercourse.
I thought you only lost your virginity once. Shows what I know... (I prefer to call it "get rid of", instead of "lose". It's nothing to cherish, really, just a small crease in the wall of the vagina, and a feeling of nervousness and apprehension.)
Btw, what does it matter to you, whether people wait till after "I do" to have sex or not?
I don't know of anyone that had an abortion. I guess I do know people who've had one, but they haven't told me about it. And they are perfectly at liberty not to tell me, of course, as this is none of my business.
I have family members and friends who have kids before marriage.
"It hurts SO bad!"
Then use a lube
Confused?
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