We now calculate that a government related target in NYC near the Hudson river in Manhattan in the US will be hit one by a sea borne bomb producing a mushroom cloud on August29/30, which is 829 or 830, 2008
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My first thought was: "They're still on it?!"
But then I remembered that if people can say with a straight face that Jesus is still going to come, even though He is 2000 fucking years overdue... this really is peanuts.
If they're still going strong in 4008, I'll start to be impressed.
Wow.
"On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty fuckin' real to you, too! Anybody not wearing two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day, get it?" - Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
She just pulled a date for Judgement Day out of her ass, too: Reese never specified when it would happen.
"We now calculate that a government related target in NYC near the Hudson river in Manhattan in the US will be hit one by a sea borne bomb producing a mushroom cloud on August29/30, which is 829 or 830, 2008"
Weren't you wrong before? Multiple times. Perhaps god is giving you an ever so subtle hint that you're full of shit.
Here's the thing that irks me the most about these "disaster prophecies": it's pretty much a win/win situation for them.
You see, they spout off these completely arbitrary predictions about something awful that will happen in some random place, and then ask for their readers to pray for deliverance/prevention from it.
Now, one of two things will happen:
1) Most likely, nothing happens, but they rejoice in their Almighty's lovingly not killing people.
2) Something similar to their predictions happen and they get to shout and scream "ZOMG! See! We are teh Gawds proffets"
And rational brains everywhere continue their steady march to aneurysm...
Hmm... Bible code, eh? That would have to involve actually reading the Bible, yes?
You know, someone in the Bible... I think the name was God... said something about people who make predictions that don't come true. Something about stoning the fuckers to death...
I just don't think that getting stoned on drugs is what he had in mind...
Just. Wow. (from the history page - http://www.truebiblecode.com/history.html ):
"2000November Gordon Ritchie, Gary McCaferry and later Justin Pugsley and Richard Williamson invent HyperOs, software that runs Microsoft Windows entirely from system RAM, and runs several copies of Windows without multibooting. Gordon wished to show an incredulous World that he is good at computer coding, in order to establish credibility with bible decoding (this was his excuse in any event). Writing software that competes with Microsoft is light relief from bible decoding intellectually. But it is not as satisfying spiritually obviously.
2003August/September Gordon begins to realise that HyperOs was not what God wanted him to be doing and this possibly is why he is beaten with few strokes (Luke 12) - see [34]. The period from 2000 to 2003 should have been used to further bible understanding, not to attempt to compete with Microsoft. A wasted opportunity. But Gordon's false step means an opportunity for the rest of the world. So come on you men and women with faith, be modern day prophets and prophetesses, come and feed on the divine truth, there is nothing on earth like it!! "
Kind of like the Jehovah's Witnesses, who for decades predicted that the world would end in 1914. That year came and went with the earth still intact, but something momentous did happen that year: World War I. Of course, the Watchtower gang seized on this and claimed to have predicted that war.
They are capable of getting a nuke and blow it up by themselves, if things go on like this.
They are also predicting one in UK. Did I mention that the world ended judicially in March, or April?
This is just an abuse of "if at first you don't suceed...."
We now calculate that a government related target in NYC near the Hudson river in Manhattan in the US will be hit one by a sea borne bomb producing a mushroom cloud on September11, which is 911, 2008.
eventually one of them will prophesy correctly, by picking a totally random day on which, coincidentally, a tragedy occurs.
Won't they rejoice!
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,still waiting,,,,, maybe they just missed?
I guess while True Bible Code was reading the bible he/she/it neglected the passage where Jesus says that only The Father knows the date of the messiah's arrival.
Or maybe he/she/it just decided that this was code and had to be translated.
I guess while True Bible Code was reading the bible he neglected the passage where Jesus says that only The Father knows the date of the messiah's arrival.
Or maybe he/she/it just decided that this was code and had to be translated.
"True Bible Code" is just 'predicting' over and over again (I think they have now several HUNDRED failed predictions), until it finally happens. Then they will gloat "Did you see? We were right!!!!!"
The same as would I stand at a casino roulette table, and 'predict' over and over again: "Now, the result will be the 28!" When finally the 28 falls, (after 98 failed attempts), I will then boast of my 'clairvoyance powers'
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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