More disasters are coming, so mankind must stop killing the babies and stop spreading Sodomy. Mankind must repent of sins and turn to Jesus Christ for salvation. Mankind has only some limited time on Planet Earth.
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The last part is most likely correct, but not for the reason you think. Also, if you really want to save people, stop or slow down global warming.
"mankind must stop killing the babies and stop spreading Sodomy"
Excerpts from the dictionary used by GKK:
Baby: "An unborn at any stage of pregnancy."
Sodomy: "Men fucking each other up the ass."
Better idea: assuming the dipshit from the upstairs actually gets off his ass to commit the promised genocide, I say we nuke his balls and parade the corpse like it`s christmas. I don`t get how folks who would without a second thought stand with all their might against Hitler and other assorted madmen would just lie down like that smiling cause this time the author of the massacre would be claiming dominion over them and(one assumes) be using some thunder farts to inspire awe.
"More disasters are coming, so mankind must stop killing the babies and stop spreading Sodomy."
Prove that stopping killing of babies and stopping "spreading" of sodomy will stop disasters from occurring.
You do know that heterosexuals also engage In sodomy, so how do you propose to stop "spreading" it?
"Mankind must repent of sins and turn to Jesus Christ for salvation."
Prove that "salvation" is actually possible. Prove that the only way to this "salvation" is through "repenting of sins" and "turning to Jesus Christ".
@#1852422
Isn't it obvious? If everyone on the planet stops having sex forever, there will be no more sodomy. Also, no more babies being killed as there are no more babies.
It's the perfect solution [/sarcasm]
More disasters could be coming-like President Trump.
You, Grace, & your made up little Jeebus can fuck right off.
I'm sure that we will have to deal with more disasters in the future; nature's not going to change, so extreme weather is always going to be a threat in some areas, and humans will still find new ways to inflict misery and death upon each other, be it for their god, political ideology, ethnicity, or through ailing mental health. An increase in population is only going to lead to higher death tolls during these disasters, so perhaps God is against our refusal to address our spiralling population. God is for birth control!
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