God is VENGEFUL. Haven't you read that? "It's a FEARFUL thing to fall into the hands of the living God."
So for those who turn their nose up at him? He doesn't just feel sad and rejected and let you walk away. He blinds you, leads you to the edge of a cliff, and then Jesus comes up from behind and pushes you over the precipice.
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Boy, you must have them lining up to convert, Larsguy47. I mean, who wouldn't want to join the religion of a god that pushes people off cliffs?
"God is VENGEFUL. Haven't you read that?"Yes, I've read the Bible. Your God is vengeful, petty, jealous, quick to anger, hostile and insecure.
"'It's a FEARFUL thing to fall into the hands of the living God.'"
Yes. Curious isn't it that your God is vengeful, petty, jealous, quick to anger, hostile, insecure, and causes his special creations to be fearful, yet he expects them to love him more than anything else?
"So for those who turn their nose up at him? He doesn't just feel sad and rejected and let you walk away. He blinds you, leads you to the edge of a cliff, and then Jesus comes up from behind and pushes you over the precipice. "
The good and loving God, the God who is love itself colludes with his son to send most of his special creations to eternal torture. Why do you people worship the image of such an assholy God?
You know, if I really believed God was like this, I'd probably join a Cthulhu cult. At least with the Great Old Ones you know where you stand -- i.e. next to the peas and carrots and across from the applesauce.
For such a bully attitude, he has let many baddies go(Nabucodonosor, Cyrus, Ivan the Terrible, Stalin, Hitler, Henry the VIII.....................)
He's right; biblically it IS a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God. Scoffers, atheists - they laugh at that; but should it prove to be true the laughter will stop at some point, won't it? Not advocating Pascal's wager here, or anything, but if there's a rude awakening, whattaya gonna do?
God will beat the ever-loving SHIT outta you, and take your lunch money!
Demonstrating once again that the god of the fundies is a real asshole.
"but if there's a rude awakening, whattaya gonna do? "
I believe it was H.L. Mencken who said that, faced with that situation, he would say, "Gentleman, I was wrong!"
Feel that christian god given love. Isn't it great? Doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? Doesn't it really, really, make you want to serve such a caring and loving god? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Do they actually think they're going to win people over by presenting their god as he is, a bloodthirsty, sadistic son of a bitch. At least this guy tells it like it is, and doens't try to sugar coat it like most fundies. God is a jackass, there's no doubt. He's not worthy of worship though.
Heh I turn my nose up at him every single fucking day & I'm still here. Still alive. Still enjoying my GODless life. Doesn't it make you just burn up inside knowing we're not going anywhere, Larsguy47? Don't you just LOATHE the thought of us Atheists & Agnostics being HAPPIER than you'll ever be? You're going to have to get the fuck over it, because we're here to stay.
If your god exists at alll he is certainly not accomplishing these goals of his you speak of.
Which is why I'm assuming people like me who are deserving of this treatment walk free, and the innocent are being ripped to shreds day in and day out.
Should this "god" really turn out to be this malicious bully (fortunately, this is very, very unlikely), then I have all reason to ask Satan if he has a job for me.
Such a "god" must be destroyed. At all costs. To destroy such a tyrant would be the most noble endeavour ever.
But fortunately, there is no need to literally destroy this "god", because most probably he (and Satan) are nothing but silly fairy tales invented to bully people around. It is sufficient that less and less people let themselves be bullied by religious fundies.
Yeah, the eye poke, tripping, the cliff pushing, name calling, Indian Rope Burn, pink belly, purple nurple, Geeze, these two assholes get together on Saturday night at Bob's Wee Nippy, and it's the fucking Inquisition all over with the dirty tricks and torture and teasing. The worst is the Noogies, Ow! Damn, I hate that.
And I'm sure there is a passage in the bible which says exactly that, eh? (Not that that would make it true, but I love it when fundies confuse their own wacky fantasies with the official wacky fantasies of the church).
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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