Why is it that Satan's SECRET SOCIETY USES TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION FOR THERE SPIRITUAL Ceremony?
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Spiritual bondage?
Satan likes the kinky stuff, eh?
Edit: @Comicartist
as a witch (pagan, heathen, whatever) I think it's kinda cool to be feared by fundies! Booh, booh, I turn you into a frog before I fly way on my transcendent broom! I guess my 666 mark is on my butt, since I can not see it anywhere else on my body! :lol:
Oija boards can be dangerous, if you get hit over the had with one - proof above!
Not only does this idiot not know how to spell "experienced," "transcendental," "placing," "paraphernalia," "divination," or "Ouija," they do not understand that Christian prayer can also be a form of transcendental meditation!
I'd say 4th grade reading level, at most.
First of all, tarot and oujie do not cause spiritual bondage, nor do they cause spirituality, only the illusion of it. And to correct your typo, divine asians are not bad people; in fact, the only times I've seen people led astray by a happy fat man havve been... come to think of it, I've never seen someone led astray by a happy fat man.
All true.
However, you fail to realize that the Gnomes of Zurich have been controlling the CIA and the Boy Scouts via orbital mind-control lasers and subcutaneous transponder devices. Is *your* cranium secure, my poor unilluminated friend?
Fnord.
Spiritual bondage? I'd say the bible is the world's biggest contributor to that.
Try spellcheck next time, "world".
@Comicartist: "Spiritual bondage? Is this some kinky new fetish that I hadn't been informed of?"
Well, mental bondage means that your own willpower prevents you from moving (instead of ropes et.al.). So sprititual bondage could mean that god prevents you from moving.
I guess god is fed up with only watching humans as they have all the fun, and wants to participate.
Kinky indeed. But then again, that's what BDSM is all about. And masochism has a long tradition in many religions, what with the self-flogging and all.
"Satan likes the kinky stuff, eh?
There are no safe words in Hell. Satan can take things as far as he wants....
"....Guess my 666 mark is on my butt, since I can not see it anywhere else on my body!" -- Garfield
If it's on your butt, then you're not in any spiritual danger, Garfield. According to Revelation 13, the Mark of the Beast must be upon one's forehead or upon one's right hand!
Transcendental meditation? I thought that went out in the 70's. Personally I prefer zazen or seiza.
What does meditation have to do with witchcraft? Even Jesus said he meditated.
What the hell is a spiritual mark and spiritual bondage? Sounds like someone has a fetish that is fighting to get out.
"Why is it that Satan's SECRET SOCIETY USES TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION FOR THERE SPIRITUAL Ceremony? "
"Has anyone experianced the transendental meditation ceremony assisted with witchcraft."
"Did you recieve the spiritual mark 666?"
"Transendental meditation the New world Orders way of placeing people into spiritual bondage along with other forms of occult parafinalia."
"Tarot, oujie boards, divinasion, witchcraft."
"These and many more have been placed into society to cause spiritual bondage."
TM is actually helpful for some people and benign for others. Just a form a relaxation to clear your mind and reduce stress. There are of course claims that it can do a bunch of other magical things in the same way prayer makes good things happen even though it was a distinct possibility in the first place. In any case, it sounds like you could stand to relieve a bit of stress so give it a try.
That's 'their' (not there) spiritual ceremony.
Now go back to school and finish grade 4 and we'll continue the discussion.
These and many more have been placed into society to cause spiritual bondage.
YOu mean just like the tenets of your particular religion, that quashes women into servitude, that makes you not enjoy life, to pray to a dead man, etc etc?
Confused?
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