End Times broadcaster Rick Wiles got so upset about a photo with Miley Cyrus next to a skeleton that he invited Joe Schimmel of Good Fight Ministries onto TruNews to discuss how Cyrus is supposedly promoting Satanism after making “a deal with Lucifer.”
Wiles called Cyrus the “poster child” for the “Synagogue of Satan” and asked, “any wonder whom she serves as her soul’s master?”
After warning that Cyrus has been “baptized into the Illuminati,” Schimmel said that Cyrus was actually imitating the Hindu goddess Kali during her performance at the VMA’s.
“There’s definitely a spiritual thing going on,” Schimmel continued, “she’s basically, at least symbolically, showing how to have sex with some Satanic figure.” [Emphasis added]
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Let's see, an uptight, hyper-religious stuffed shirt is portraying a popular entertainer as being a satanic tempter or temptress. Has that ever achieved anything besides HELPING said entertainer's career?
Tell the truth Wiles, how much is Cyrus paying you for your efforts?
Apparently Miley can't make up her mind about religion either?
She's a rebeling child star. Instead of rebeling against her parents, she's rebeling against societal norms. Give it a few years, she'll either be dead or over it.
How soon will it be until a killing or attempt is committed on some of the many celebrities these people accuse of being hooked up with the Illuminati? After all, if you believe in the Illuminati you believe a lot of stupid nonsense invented years ago to suggest there's a real organization dedicated to destroying Christianity, thus fulfilling their persecution complex.
Anyone who believes this shit is really on the edge of hiding or attacking.
Ah the good old 1700s. Back when sneezing was the soul trying to escape and demons (and Jews) were responsible for everything bad. I tell you, those days were...what? This is from 2013? No, it can't be. We must have just hit a time distortion, that's all. Nothing to worry about.
There's a special way to have sex with a Satanic figure ?
Enquiring minds need to know.
Skeletons aren't Satanic. We've all got one.
I thought "Synagogue of Satan" referred to the Jews. Is Cyrus Jewish?
And what does the Illuminati have to do with Hinduism?
These are just sad Christian paranoiacs bundling everything they hate and fear into one enormous blob of evil and hoping to make money off the gullible.
"“she’s basically, at least symbolically, showing how to have sex with some Satanic figure.”
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
@Kuno
And when Prick Willies & Joe Schlemiel are in the toilet & having a slash, a skeleton is holding his cock.
When they're having one off the wrist, a skeleton is wanking them off.
Think about that, Prick & Joe. >:D
baptized into the Illuminati
So they're Christian, amirite?
This is what someone dancing as a sacrifice to the gods looks like, and don't forget it.
@Sasha
Most interpretations say the "synagogue of Satan" is those who claim to follow Jesus but don't. "Synagogue" comes from the Greek "synagoge," meaning "assembly." There is another word in Greek for "assembly," "ekklesia" which now means...church.
Has Miley even heard of Kali, let alone know how to imitate her?
She's a (former) teen starlet having a crisis in the public eye but simultaneously making a shit load of money off of it. Methinks you are ever so slightly jealous.
I don't like Miley Cyrus, she's not much, and her recent twerking, oversexed videos don't change my opinion at all.
She's professionally got to escape that Hannah Montana image, she can't play that innocent young girl anymore, hell, she was in the working world young, not very sheltered.
Now she's in the field where Lady Gaga, Beyonce and such have dominated. And she's still young, like Britiney was, this is the time they can work the bod, itll be a different game when she's 35, maybe do some gospel albums with dad and tour the south.
Has she gone too far? That's a matter for the courts. I do know this, if prudes hadn't made such a big deal of her twerking I'd have never seen it. It's amazing when a performance draws such outrage, like I wouldnt want my kids to see that, so they run it for weeks on supposed news stations. Y'know, because they wouldn't want their kids to see it.
Uh, hate to break it to you Joe, but Kali is a war goddess.
If Miley was actually imitating Kali, she'd be a Marine. And quite capable of kicking your ass off your head.
Why get upset over one flesh-covered skeleton standing next to a non-fleshy skeleton?
Why not get upset that there are children in this world who don't have access to drinking water, or food, or proper medical care?
You seem to conflate all manner of strange forces there, dearie. Is it Satan, Lucifer, Illuminati or Kali she serves?
“she’s basically, at least symbolically, showing how to have sex with some Satanic figure.”
...or merely pointing out that Necrophilia is bad , mm'kay...?!
You fundies worship a zombie, nay, want to be the 'Bride ' of such.
Can't be 'mataphorical' when it suits you. If you don't want others to be so, then you lot have no right to do the same: at any time. This means you , (P)Rick Willies & Joe Schmucko.
Confused?
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