"Denying that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and that God raised him from the dead is a way to homosexuality"
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I can't verify this, but when I believed in Jesus being the son of God, but denied him being raised from the dead, I turned bi.
Wow, I didn't know that was what being homosexual meant. I thought it was attraction to someone of the same gender, which I lacked.
Now I just gotta find a GLBT group!
[Idiot]
Really? Cause last I checked, I'm into the guys.
Though I am in my school's GSA... with many other people... many of whom are christian... and gay or bisexual.
It's like that one Family Guy joke....
*Walks into a room full of atheists.*
"Guys, guys, what we're forgetting here is that all non-Christians are gay."
...
"I'm a Christian!"
"I'm a Christian, too!"
"I was Christian FIRST!"
“Denying that Jesus Christ is the Son of God”
Huh.
I don’t believe in any gods.
And if Jesus really existed, he was as much a son of some god as Mohammed, Buddha, Confucius, Jeffrey Dahmer, Adolph Hitler and Dame Edna.
“and that God raised him from the dead”
And caused an eclipse no one wrote down, and raised zombies that wandered around teh city frightening people… That no one wrote down. Uh huh.
“ is a way to homosexuality”
REALLY?
Because i’ve been an atheist for about 40 years. In that time i’ve been locked up in a tin can with 140 men, and 0 women, for up to 100 days at a time. And never once did it occur to me, ‘Hey! HE is NOT Risen! I can fuck one of these guys!’ Not once.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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