“1. God is Real”
I see no reason to believe that. Not your god, not Zeus, Allah, Freya, or Ra…
“2. Jesus is his Son”
Hard to be descended from nothing.
“3. I'm going to believe that because he showed me it was true.”
Oh, you have testimony. Yeah, stack it in the corner with the tales of meeting Hermies or Aphrodite.
“4. Your theorys are wack, they dont even make since.”
They do if you put in effort to understand them. I’m guessing you refused to…
“And the most intelligent thing I've said all night:”
Yes, yes, pat yourself on the back for your statements.
“Nothing cant come from something. Nothing *absolute zero* is impossible.”
Uh, yeah.
“Therefore something was there.”
That’s been the Big Bang theory the whole time.
“ Why not call that something God and his son Jesus?”
Why would we?
“Its true, and it saves you a lot of brain work.”
No, not really. I’d just keep looking at the label and wondering ‘How the fuck did i come to THAT conclusion?’