Take care of the earth. It's my home. Satan.
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"Destroy the planet! Leave no stone unbesmirched! Leave no ecosystem undamaged! Consume everything to your hearts content! Kill, slaughter, pollute, and destroy at your whim, like I so heartily desire! Only when the skies are black with smoke, the seas brown with sludge, and the ground barren of all life can I truly be satisfied with the human race! You are so close to your joyous end, my beloved ones...make sure that there is nothing left behind!"-Your Loving Neighborhood Jesusman.
"Hmm... Let's see.... who could have created this lush, green, ocean-filled, wonderous landscape that is the Earth? Could it beeee.... SATAN?!"
Of course, because its so much less evil choking everyone to death in smog and causing teratogenic problems in new born babies...
Satan don't live here either, he's just wandering... In our minds.
And yet in the bible it says to be good stewards of the Earth and has numerous stories where nations that didn't take care of the land were punished.
Which means the Bible must have been written by Satan.
Hence Fundy Christans are Satanists.
WTF to the WTFth power.
They use Creation as the main argument for ID (Goddidit!), and then turn around and say that this same Creation is where Satan dwells, and therefore we're justified in thoroughly ransacking it?!?
The death cult known as Rapture Ready is getting truly scary.
You might as well be saying that not shitting on the floor in your own house is evil.
If that's the case, then consider me evil.
Yeah, fuck stewardship--Real True Christians smash their precious gifts as fast as they possibly can, like waterheads at Christmastime. Because God expects us to consume everything around us like a pack of starving wolves as fast as we possibly can before someone comes to try to take some for themselves, and then take a big messy shit all over the wasted remnants we leave behind so that no one else can use it ever again.
Temperance? Who needs that shit, right?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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