[Fundie is responding to the news of a gay couple that will be the first Australian same-sex couple married in New Zealand.]
I just got a mental picture of "Joe" standing before the Lord at the Great White Throne Judgment boasting he "made history" by marrying another man and expecting God to approve.
After all, modern homosexuals have "made it" haven't they? They've seen the LBGT agenda forced on schools, they throw parties celebrating the legal right to marry, they march in gay pride parades to the cheers of straight supporters in cities all over the world.
It's no wonder gays feel emboldened and empowered by all this ... and quite self-righteous about their choices in life.
So how incredibly heartbreaking it will be for Joe when his Creator tells him It was all for nothing. Pure vanity. Hard to imagine how Joe will feel once reality -- God's reality-- finally sinks in.
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I have a mental picture of BarbT standing before the Lord at the Great White Throne of Judgement boasting that she "remonstrated" with and about people she didn't know who sought happiness together and expecting God to approve. But there again, it's just a mental picture. Because the Creator may not tell BarbT It was all for nothing, as there may be no Creator and BarbT will be extinct.
...and while you hate, oppress and discriminate in the name of your god, love goes on .
It's a shame that it does so without you, who are supposed to reflect the love of Jesus back onto the world.
It's no wonder gays feel emboldened and empowered by all this ... and quite self-righteous about their choices in life.
This coming from someone on Rapture Ready talking about other people going to hell.
"So how incredibly heartbreaking it will be for Joe when his Creator tells him It was all for nothing. Pure vanity. Hard to imagine how Joe will feel once reality -- God's reality-- finally sinks in."
Yeah. But methinks not as much as - just before & on your deathbed, realising that your J-man not blowing his horn, going down & sucking you off - our reality sinks in: that everything you'd been taught to 'believe' was a lie .
...but then, that's the point: you cannot spell the word 'Belief' without the word Lie .
Meanwhile, the world - Planet Reality - advances on.
Since they are acting according to the way they were created, and you are judging them, contrary to what you are supposed to be doing, I'd think you'd have a lot more to fear on Judgement Day than they would.
Fortunately, neither he nor you will have to suffer forever. You suck, yes, but eternal punishment would be overkill and would kind of miss the point of punishment (that is, correction).
I just got a mental picture of "Joe" standing before the Lord at the Great White Throne Judgment boasting he "made history" by marrying another man and expecting God to approve.
If your God will condemn me for loving someone, then I will gladly leave, but not before taking a piss on the azaleas on the way out. Clearly I have no place there, and hell, full of people like me who chose love over hate, is a better fit.
After all, modern homosexuals have "made it" haven't they?
Not really, no. We're doing better but we've got a long ways to go.
They've seen the LBGT agenda forced on schools, they throw parties celebrating the legal right to marry, they march in gay pride parades to the cheers of straight supporters in cities all over the world.
1.) By "LGBT Agenda" you mean teachers not being able to tell kids that gays are mentally ill child molesters, sure.
2.) Gee, you're finally allowed to marry someone you're devoting your life to in spite of people like you telling them they shouldn't be allowed to, and they're happy. Go figure.
3.) And protests. Don't forget you and your ilk rarely pass up an opportunity to protest a pride parade.
It's no wonder gays feel emboldened and empowered by all this ... and quite self-righteous about their choices in life.
...She says condemning people to hell without hesitation or a second thought.
So how incredibly heartbreaking it will be for Joe when his Creator tells him It was all for nothing. Pure vanity. Hard to imagine how Joe will feel once reality -- God's reality-- finally sinks in.
I'd find it heartbreaking too, being told that this entity you guys reach as a being of love, peace and tolerance is spiteful and vindictive, and would even THINK of condemnnig someone whose only crime is loving someone.
Funny thing about that, Jesus never mentioned homosexuality, but he did have a lot to say about loving your neighbor and such. What are you going to say when he asks you about your unloving and self-righteous attitude?
If I stood before a God and he said something like that, my response would be, "Boy, what an asshole."
Reality...god's reality...
Notice the most homophobic countries with laws oppressing homosexuals tend to be third world. Notice that countries that have equality on the books are doing well. Let us supposed your god exists. No doubts about it. He is real. If so he is telling us something.
Now using the same facts about the countries we might also assume there is no god or yours is the wrong one.
Oh and the LGBT agenda? Yeah I don't hear your ilk bitching about creationism in schools. Hypocrite
So how incredibly heartbreaking it will be for Joe when his Creator tells him It was all for nothing.
Based on my reading of the Bible, the Creator will be more concerned about how you handled that "love your neighbor" thing than who you had sex with.
Hi Barn,
Prove your god first. then fantasise about how youwould like him to deal with gays.
You are having a wonderfully anti-Jesus time making such judgements and revelling in the lake of fire that is awaiting gays, and those who judge their neighbours.
It's no wonder gays feel emboldened and empowered by all this ... and quite self-righteous about their choices in life.
Rather the way fundies feel empowered and self-righteous due to their worship of the Bible.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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