[Pastor Scott Lively is being sued by an LGBT Ugandan group for crimes against humanity.]
Unimaginable development. Now, what any homo-group thinks now trumps our freedoms. We are nearing the end.
This case wouldn't be moving forward if the GayGB didn't think they'd win.
By the way, I will defend with deadly force this pastor against the Sodomic hoards.
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Now, what any homo-group thinks now trumps our freedoms.
It's your ilk which trump our freedom by inciting enacting capital sodomy statutes.
"By the way, I will defend with deadly force this pastor against the Sodomic hoards."A lonely fundie, standing protectively over a cowering figure in Pastor's robes, holding up his sacred sword, as the fabulously clothed homosexual army marches forward, ready to turn him and Scott Lively into one of them. " Err, wait, wrong mythology.It is said that looking into the eyes of a homosexual person will make you realize that they are just like you - human individuals with feelings. It is enough to turn even the most cold-hearted homophobe into a supporter of equality.
If he went down, he thought, he would at least go down in homophobia. "
Wait, so if gay people don't want their existence to be considered a criminal offense punishable by imprisonment and death, that's somehow a breach of freedom? Is that what fwdude is trying to say?
Strange how some people only care about causing pain to others for trivial reasons. If God looked at Uganda, he would weep at the crimes against humanity that have transpired there.
"Sodomic hoards"? And where are they meeting?
"By the way, I will defend with deadly force..."? Really?
I'm old enough to remember these kinds of hazy RW threats over and over again. Don't go near any National Guard posts on July 4th, don't go near Army posts on Saturday, don't go near any abortion clinics on January 22 and on and on. After Waco, one butthead I knew swore that, come Monday, he was going to refuse any duty, including parade.
Of course, come Monday, he was out there, on parade, his uniform pressed and boots shine. No guts, of course.
That's the bad thing about the Internet: it permits gutless dickwads to make these kind of obscure death threats from their mum's basement in perfect annonimity.
Now, what any homo-group thinks now trumps our freedoms.
Since when is it your freedom to enact the death penalty against gay people? You're being sooooooo persecuted.
I will defend with deadly force this pastor against the Sodomic hoards.
Suuuure you will.
[Pastor Scott Lively is being sued by an LGBT Ugandan group for crimes against humanity ]
"hoards" "trumps our freedoms"
Yes. And it's those same LGBT people with their hoards of funding & especially legal support (Four letters: A.C.L.U.) and from we straight people who back them up, who fart in the general direction of your so-called 'freedoms'. [/Taunter]
...oh, and your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries! (*blows raspberries *) X3
@Mike
"Homophones: how the fuck do they work?"
Well, those made by Shure, AKG, Sennheiser et al use the principle of converting sound waves into electricity, and they are used by the likes of Stephen Fry, Julian Clary...
(*is shot *) X3
The sad bastards seem to think that the American Constitution specifically permits them to call for and the encouragement of the murder of any group, that they dislike. I'm a Brit, but I'm fairly certain that calling for the murder of any group, is not endorsed by the constitution.
@Anon-E-Moose:
As soon as I read that bit about farting in this guy's general direction, I knew what came next. Ah, the joys of British comedy. *Applause* Ten points to Moosendoor for Python reference.
We need a killer rabbit for him.
Civil rights trumps your lust to kill people, yes.
Deadly force is exactly what this pastor wants to subject the "Sodomic hoards" to, asshole! And that's why he is being sued; killing innocent people is still a crime against humanity in most of the world , apparently not your little corner of it...
"By the way, I will defend with deadly force this pastor against the Sodomic hoards"
And I will defend, with deadly force, anyone who tries to usurp the legal process. If Scott is as innocent as you think, then he should not have any problem defending his position in court.
@Jessie's Guitarist
You called?
"Now, what any homo-group thinks now trumps our freedoms."
What freedoms?
Aside from the fact that you have no rights in a foreign country except those that they decide to give you, just where exactly in US law do you dumbasses believe it says that oppressing other people is one of your "freedoms"?
Unimaginable development.
I know, right? Who would have thought that the extermination of a whole group of people just because they exist would have netted a charge of crimes against humanity? Hitler and Pol Pot are just as shocked as you are (this isn't a Godwin as both did pretty much the same thing but on a larger scale, Hitler even killed homosexuals).
Now, what any homo-group thinks now trumps our freedoms.
So now you think you have the right to order people put to death? I'm sorry, but I thought the right to life was inalienable. Apparently only you and people you like have a right to live. Everyone else can be killed on a whim.
I will defend with deadly force this pastor against the Sodomic hoards
Try it and you'll be right next to Lively on the gallows. Sorry, but unlike you the rest of the world doesn't see killing gays as a right of yours. Maybe you and Scott can defect to Saudi Arabia. I hear they hate gays as much as you do.
@KittyKaboom
GayGB?
*snicker*
Too creative to be fundy. I call Poe.
He probably didn't come up with it all by himself. Most likely he heard it from Rush Limbaugh and keeps repeating it, thinking it makes him sound clever.
@Jessie's Guitarist:
Probably would mind.
Sodomic hoards: I stumbled upon one of these recently; it contained jars of Seville orange marmalade, Biscoff, baking parchment, and a number of out-of-print cookbooks.
I have an image of fwdude surrounded by the village people, liberache, stphen fry and will from will and grace. He is holding them off with a pick handle whilst mouthing homophobic insults and sweating.
"... From behind a keyboard, without ever leaving my couch"
Good work, fwdude. The world is a better place everytime you take this particular brand of vigilante "justice".
"Now, what any homo-group thinks now trumps our freedoms. "
We should throw that phrase in his face, next time he criticizes a secularist group for speaking up against his cohort.
the Sodomic hoards.
Priests?
"Sodomic hoards."
As friends of Spike did favours for his crush, they now have many faaaaaabulous gems to add to their treasure collections, via a certain white unicorn pony. X3
@Indicible
With my upbringing (and puerile joke-telling round the back of the sports hall at break times at school), and raised on a diet of "Carry On" films", Spike Milligan, Monty Python et al, I'm afraid I cannot see the word 'Trumps' without thinking of Farts .
...thus my 'Taunting' previously. And now wtfdude should go away before I taunt him a second time, like the tiny-brained wiper of other peoples' bottoms he is.
@Ken barlow
"I have an image of fwdude surrounded by the village people, liberache, stphen fry and will from will and grace. He is holding them off with a pick handle whilst mouthing homophobic insults and sweating."
And we know why he's sweating...! [/Freud] >:D
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@Swimming With Crocoducks
...and Spike has just fainted. X3
Hey,wait....there are Sodomic hoards?? And nobody told me? Is there a group that is actually collecting and hoarding Sodomites? I wouldnt mind being an active member of a horde of Sodomites, but as to hoarding Sodomites, well, where would we keep em all? I suppose we could just stack them in the kitchen like other hoarders do.
No, asshole, it's the other way around; their civil rights trumps what you think.
The LGBT group is suing to save themselves from the deadly force from Scott Lively's homophobic hoards.
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