“Um.... I think, if you think God is an ape.... then thats blasphemey dude.”
WE are made in God’s image.
WE are, according to taxonomy, apes.
If our ape nature reflects God’s image, God must be an ape as well.
Of course, we’re on the PLanet of the Apes, then, and it must have been his plan. Else he made a mistake putting the other great apes on the planet.
“Do you want to know why we call God, Our Heavenly Father???”
He told you to?
“1. He's a Man (thats why we call him Father)”
And if God identifies as our father, that’s his choice. Not exactly proof of anything.
“2. God Created the Heavens and the Earth (Thats why we call God Our heavenly Father)”
No, doofus, God resides in Heaven, that’s why he’s heavenly. He also made Hell, and we don’t call him our extreme revenge fantasy father.
“3. And thats why God is Not an Ape”
None of that is a contradiction to God being an ape. Look up the definition of ape, in no way is ’doesn’t live in Heaven’ part of the definition.
“4. If you think God and humans All evolved into Apes....”
From, idiot. Humans ARE apes and evolved FROM apes. Your parents are apes, and you are descended of apes.
“then maybe we should put you in a Zoo and feed you banana's lol =)”
Or maybe you could drop the gross misunderstanding of what an ‘ape’ actually is.
“God made man in His image....So that means, God is a Man.”
Which makes him a hominid, which makes him a primate. And so on and so on, same place as us on the tree.
"But there will be a Day when we will all see the Lord.....so Stop worrying what he looks like"
God being an ape is not about what he ‘looks like.’
