1, "CHRISTIAN" means "a follower of Jesus Christ
2. Jesus Christ is God
3. The DemonRatz formally reject God and removed Him from their platform - then derided all who sought to reverse that embarrassment.
4. Therefore, the Democrats formally reject Jesus Christ
5. Therefore, the Democrats formally reject Christians.
Q.E.D.
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1, "AMERICAN" means a follower of traditional American values
2. Tom Riddle is Voldemort
3. The Rethuglicans formally reject traditional American values and removed them from their platform - then derided all who sought to reverse that embarrassment.
5. Therefore, the republicans formally support Voldemort.
Q.E.D.
"5. Therefore, the Democrats formally reject Christians. "
Not true....but tempting, whenever we hear such blether.
'When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.
-Abraham Lincoln. Republican .
'The government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion '
-George Washington. Not Democrat. Episcopalian, ergo Christian .
Q.E. and D.
1. A supporter of democracy advocates for the public to vote for the party, and politicians, that represents them, and for an acceptance of the result regardless of the outcome.
2. Barack Obama is the current, democratically elected, president of the USA.
3. Many Republicans formally reject Obama and wish for him to be impeached or removed from office - and deride those that disagree.
4. Therefore, many Republicans formally reject Barack Obama.
5. Therefore, many Republicans formally reject democracy.
Q.E.D.
If you keep electing people based ENTIRELY on how much Godspeak they do you WILL destroy your country.
Half of them are conning you to get into office and the other half are theocrats. Both will destroy your freedoms and economy.
Do you really want to be living in a shack tilling the fields all day for the Holy Church of American Billionaires?
What color does the sky have in your world?
Fixing that for ya, so it makes at least some sense:
(Btw, do ya know what QED means, honey? You surely haven't demonstrated anything whatsoever here.)
1. "CHRISTIAN" means "a follower of Jesus Christ".
2. Jesus Christ is the Christian god / son of the Christian god.
3. Nazis claimed that the Christian god was with them while murdering Jews, homosexuals and other "undesirables".
4. Therefore, Christians are Nazis.
5. Therefore, Jesus is Hitler.
B.L.T.
1. True.
2. Maybe according to Christians. I'll let this slide.
3. ERROR 404 LOGIC NOT FOUND
@Moose-sama
It gets better. George Washington was also sceptical of organised religion, so by the standards wingnuts use to analyse politicians today, he would be a non-Christian. But they like to claim him for their side because he's fucking George Washington. If someone like him were here today, that person would be accused of being a Muslim.
the Democrats formally reject Christians
Really? Christians like Jimmy Carter make assholes like Rick Santorum look like the stupid pieces of shit that they are.
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If all Christians were like Jimmy Carter, fstdt probably wouldn't exist.
1, Log Cabin Republicans.
2, Jesus Christ never said word one of condemnation of homosexuals, S-SM etc in the NT.
3, Jay Naylor: Pro-Gun, Atheist, Objectivist, and Bi .
4, ?????
5, Therefore the Christians must reject themselves .
Q.E. and D.
@Slaanesh
Just hit 'em hard with Paradoxes .
Which is also an Argument Annihilation technique you can utilise too, tfaddict: Subversion of Expectations.
They ass ume* that all Republicans must be exactly like them: card-carrying GOP Teabagger 'God, Guns & Guts' types. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Republican. Pro-Gun Control, Pro-Choice, and Pro-LGBT Rights.
Thus Jay Naylor represents their worst nightmare. Can you say 'Log Cabin Republicans', GOP? You'll have to, come 2016. [/Hillary Clinton]
There's another paradox that'll destroy them either way. >:D
*- 'Assume. Where you make an ASS out of U, but not ME.
QED means "quod et demonstrandum", which a quick google search shows that the translation from Latin to English is "which was to be demonstrated". You haven't demonstrated anything. In fact, you have botched that abbreviation and given its integrity a metaphorical black eye.
Confused?
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