England has 800,000 UK citizens of Pakistani descent, and 400,000 of them visit Pakistan on a regular basis. Furthermore, a nontrivial percentage of them receive weapons training in Pakistan. Furthermore, England has a Visa waiver program with the US. How should we keep this group from entering the US?
Even if we assume that only 10% of those who visit Pakistan annually train in their terrorist camps, that is 40,000 trained terrorists that can potentially enter the US for the cost of a plane ticket to the US from England. That's fuckin' scary.
How should we keep these people from entering the US? We can't monitor those who train in the camps. At best, we can keep track of those who went to Pakistan, but this might not be enough.
I say we give em' all a nice side of pork ribs topped with bacon and a pint of Wisconsin Belgian Red, and anyone who refuses to eat and drink gets deported. And, I think the loyalty test restaurant should have a few cute dogs running around to sniff out potential terrorists.
Does receiving attention from a cute dog count as torture?
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