so, it's very important to avoid signing anything in some office as the official
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Ridiculous: If someone is going to TAKE The Mark of the Beast(tm), then they should at least have some idea what they're doing to face any punishment - let alone eternal punishment - for it.
And, uh, how can they blast 666 rays into your hand legibly if you're moving? (God at the gate: "You were clearly moving that hand while signing government forms, but the person behind you remained still long enough to be...irradiated, now?...with The Mark of the Beast[tm] so you get in but as for him, he's fucked.")
@The Angry Dybbuk.
Exactly. If freewill wasn't a requirement Satan would just hold people down and force the Mark on everyone. Hell, if I were Satan I would try doing that to everybody, particularly born again christians.
I watched an edition of "Alaska Railroad" on 'Quest' channel the other day: an elderly couple having to contact their son so as to obtain a new generator for them, as winter was setting in, and would be all but impossible for them to travel to Anchorage to get one; also to restock their prescription medicines.
When even those 'Off-Grid' have to rely on ham radios to buy necessities: having such sent to them, good luck in being more out of touch - never mind out of contact with civilisation - than the Unabomber.
That computer you're using. Laptop, is it? Most people have them these days; yours truly included. Is the shop you got it from run along similar lines to Hobby Lobby? Because unless so, you'd have had to buy something with a barcode on it.
As are most of the components in such: especially the HD, RAM etc.
Oh, you've already more -than sold your soul to Ol' Scratch, unless you can truly say that you built your own computer (as I have: but at least from the motherboard upwards): good luck in creating your own CPU, pal.
“marked by the mark of the beast [aka green 666 by isotope rays].”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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