Now let us talk about the most flawed scientific theory, the Quantum Theory. It is even worse than the Theory of Evolution. Evolution seemed to have purpose towards higher organization and complexity but Quantum Theory states that things just happen randomly, without any purpose or guidance. To ridicule this theory Albert Einstein simply said, “God does not play dice with the universe”.
Other fields of science are also riddled with theories that have gaps and flaws. Without going into too much detail I can name a few. Genetic Theory, Cell Theory, Dinosaur Theory, Old Earth Theory, Moving Continents Theory, Round Earth Theory, Rotation on Axis theory, etc are all flawed theories. I would like to end with the words from Tom Cruise, the greatest actor of our time, “Psychiatry is not a science but it is a pseudo-science.” Therefore, we should actually stop teaching science in schools because it is all just pseudo-science.
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You know it has to be a troll. Because nothing but a troll could ignore that Tom isn't at all Christian.
Or, I guess, this guy could just be a rabid scientology believer. How are your body thetans today?
Oh yes, that´s why forensics are so false, or why vulcanologist or sismologist can´t predict earthquakes, and the quantum theory.........oh God, what a waste of time to develop new transmition sistems and the sort..........
I was going to call troll as well, but something tells me that devkhera is being sincere. S/he really is totally deluded. Not to mention having no understanding whatsoever of anything even remotely connected with science.
BTW: S/he wouldn't know what a good actor was if one walked up and shook her/his hand.
"Now let us talk about the most flawed scientific theory, the Quantum Theory."
And, of course, you base that statement on careful research and can cite several credible sources for such an assertion. What? NO?
"It is even worse than the Theory of Evolution."
Even worse than a well-supported, nearly universally accepted scientific theory? Wow.
"Evolution seemed to have purpose towards higher organization and complexity but Quantum Theory states that things just happen randomly, without any purpose or guidance."
These theories deal with entirely different realms. Both are based on observations and rational conclusions.
"To ridicule this theory Albert Einstein simply said, “God does not play dice with the universe”."
Einstein did not say that to ridicule Quantum theory.
Also, Einstein did not believe in a god in anything close to the sense that you do. He was not supporting your delusion of a personal, Xian God.
"Other fields of science are also riddled with theories that have gaps and flaws. Without going into too much detail I can name a few. Genetic Theory, Cell Theory, Dinosaur Theory, Old Earth Theory, Moving Continents Theory, Round Earth Theory, Rotation on Axis theory, etc are all flawed theories."
Indeed, science is not perfect and science has not explained everything, but it is the best approach for discovering the truth about our universe.
Your examples of flawed theories are laughable and show that you have no grip on science or, really, much of reality at all.
"I would like to end with the words from Tom Cruise, the greatest actor of our time, “Psychiatry is not a science but it is a pseudo-science.”"
Even if Tom was the "greatest actor of our time" (which he is not), his opinion on psychiatry is irrelevant.
"Therefore, we should actually stop teaching science in schools because it is all just pseudo-science."
No, we should stop listening to crack-pots like you and Tom.
I call troll.
Cell Theory
Round Earth Theory
Tom Cruise, the greatest actor of our time
The rest seems par for the creationist (or am I assuming too much?) course.
I call Poe's Law. No way is this sincere.
If it is? Well, holy crap. He's disputing cell theory? Dude, it's not a theory, it's well established, proven, demonstrated scientific fact. The same goes for genetics and tectonics.
And there is no such thing as the "Round Earth Theory." Or the "Rotation on Axis Theory." That's like claiming there's an "I Breathe Theory," or a "Bush Is A Rich White Man Theory."
So I call Poe's Law. Or if not Poe, than Absolute Dumbass Effect.
Oh, and "Old Earth Theory?" That's not even remotely science; it's a silly attempt to believe that the Earth is both billions of years old and created by God 6000 years ago at the same time. Paradox does not a theory make.
Actually, I'm a regular on Beliefnet (I'm the thorn in several fundies' sides *snicker*) and the poster quoted here is actually NOT a Fundy. He's a Unitarian-Universalist and appears to specialize in satire, which he uses to point up the more bizarre bits of fundy thought he finds online.
On top of all the rest of the stupidity, he says, "Tom Cruise, the greatest actor of our time".
I think that is worse than his other errors!
You get an F in science.
Really, quoting Tom Cruise as the greatest actor of our time? You don't watch many films, do you?
Nice leap from the psuedo-science of Psychaitry to include ALL science as such. You should try out for the Special Olympics.
Seems to be a troll, especially since some posters confirm it.
We should still keep this thought, it's awesome, just identify it as a troll.
Maybe give "Best troll, ever" or some simular award.
You forgot Gravity. It's a theory too, but you are likely not floating into the air and careening into space [regardless of how much I'd like that to happen].
And have you ever heard of earthquakes? They are the result of shifting tectonic plates [continents, basically]. Round Earth Theory? HAHA! You crack me up, dumbass.
Stop being useless and learn something.
Very nice trolling. Chances are, someone who really did believe the things in this post, probably wouldn't have such a good grasp of typing, writing and spelling skills. (or you know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like you if you have skills!)
Yes, love it. Shall I call it the theory of tectonic plate migration, or the big ball moving thingummyjig theory.
Genetics is a field not a theory.
Cell theory? Did you mean cytology? Again that's a whole field of science not a theory.
Dinosaur theory? What the fuck are you, five? The Theory of Evolution.
Old Earth theory? Ummmm, try Geology - again an entire field of science.
Round Earth theory? Well that's been proved for thousands of years, but we'd love to hear your version and see the crayon pictures.
Rotation on axis? What the fuck? Which bit don't you understand, heliocentricity or kinetic energy or how to put your pants on?
Oh and yes, Tom Cruise does say that - and he desperately needs one in case you haven't noticed. Scientology is at war with Psychiatry - another entire field of science, because psychiatry can help you with your problems and provide medication and exercises and cures. Scientology wants to blame your problems on dead aliens and suck all your money out of you. Scientology has the same problems with Psychiatry as Young Earth Creationist money sucking Evangelical scum have with facts - evolution in particular.
Quantum Theory states that things just happen randomly, without any purpose or guidance
No, QED states that (last I heard) we don't know why certain things happen, but their happening can be predicted statistically.
Papabear - "Einstein did not say that to ridicule Quantum theory"
Actually, he DID say this to ridicule quantum theory. It was very early in the development of the theory though, and its ideas were bizarre. It just happens that Einstein was wrong.
Well, for one, they are theories so no one said they have to be perfect. Regarding all of these "pseudo-science" theories, they all have a lot more believeable evidence than other crack-pot theories (you know what I'm talking about).
Oh, and you're using what Tom Cruise, the man who claims he knows the history of psychiatry, for your evidence as to why science is bull. So, yeah, I'm not gonna believe a word you said, mm'kay?
Of course, you are completely right, every scientific theory is completely false, so you should turn off your computer right now, throw away your cell phone, sell your car, and get out of your central air-conditioning, because as you know, these work only on scientific theory and not biblical fact.
The newly repaired LHC must have you shitting yourself, devkhera. Because as the overwhelming evidence for Evolution has all but destroyed Genesis in the Bible biologically, those at CERN in Switzerland will soon not only destroy Genesis cosmologically, but therefore religious thinking as a whole. If science can explain not only humanity's origins but also the origin of everything , then the concept of a 'God', and 'belief' & 'faith' will be relegated to mere mythology.
Good.
"I would like to end with the words from Tom Cruise, the greatest actor of our time, “Psychiatry is not a science but it is a pseudo-science.” Therefore, we should actually stop teaching science in schools because it is all just pseudo-science."
So you listen to a couch-jumping nutjob? $cientologist, much? Ever wonder why Tom Cruise Control's last few films bombed? Think about that, whilst considering why George Clooney's star is on the ascendant.
He's an Atheist.
"To ridicule this theory Albert Einstein simply said, 'God does not play dice with the universe'."
And Neils Bohr replied, "You don't tell God what to do."
Troll, please, please, PLEASE!!! be a troll, no one can be this fucking stupid
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