Jewish women are even more hateful of Christians.
My precious elder daughter was seduced by a Jew into a homosexual relationship. They refuse to allow me to find her father to speak with; my daughter has the Word of God in her heart. It is an unspeakable conspiracy against the seed of the righteous.
The Jewish lesbian has no belief in heaven or hell; a conspiracy of death to make herself the end of all things; a hatred of her family and of God’s creative power. The seed of the righteous is blessed.
Be not deceived. Christians in all aspects of society get attacked by not just avarice, but by people despising their offspring, just as Tsar Nicholas II and his family were despised. My God shall avenge me.
My daughter is a hostage to an evil Jew.
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Aw, this is just so sweet. Not the ignorant arse or her message, but that her daughter managed to find happiness with someone in spite of her family's prejudices. Plus, if the 'hatred of her family' comment has any weight, it sounds as if the girl's girlfriend has similarly troubled relatives, which just makes it all that more impressive and heart-warming.
Congratulations, girls.
"My daughter is a hostage to an evil Jew."
Maybe in a few bedroom roleplays they might have, but other than that I think this is a gross mischaracterization.
Your daughter is a lesbian involved sexually with a Jew? Odd. Why not a Jewess?
Oh, and remind me, what religion was Jesus? Clue: He was never a Christian.
Jewish women are even more hateful of Christians.
Kind of ironic that you mention the word "hateful". In fact...
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Oh and let's see...
Conspiracy. Check.
I think we may have a Trifecta.
I've got some shocking news for you, Martha, but your daughter went into that lesbian relationship willingly. I know you've probably just convinced herself that she was seduced, but she's been a lesbian all along.
They refuse to allow me to find her father to speak with;
I see two possible explanations:
1. The father is also a raving fundy like you and they just don’t want you two to gang up on them.
or (I think more probable)
2. They just don’t want the father to be bothered by a raving fundy about his daughter’s sexual orientation and religion.
And yet, if not for said 'Jews' and your precious 'Israel', you wouldn't have an 'Apocalypse' to use as the basis of your biblegod revenge fantasies, would you?
Your precious 'Jesus' was a Jew. So no wonder then, that you right-wing fundie Christstains are so evil, then?!
Enjoy your paradox. martha or arthur.
Sorry, Martha, but your daughter likes pussy.
Is it the Word of God in her heart that tells her to have sex with a Jewess?
Seed of the righteous? Do you realise that your daughter is an actual human being?
Held hostage... kinky.
Also, why can't you people fucking learn how to use a semicolon before you start peppering them throughout your posts?
I am quite convinced that your daughter just wanted to get away from you and live her own life. The fact that she chose a Jewish woman to share it with was purely incidental. So you see, the problem here isn't Jews, or even Jewish women, its you martha.
Hope that helps
Boy do these people come up with complicated explanations when they don't like the obvious truth. It boggles the mind that these people think that plots and Tzars make a better explanation than 'my daughter is in a relationship with a woman because she is attracted to her'.
I wish the daughter the best. I hope that she can get away from her mother and be happy.
If your daughter is in a lesbian relationship, guess what? She's a lesbian. The Word of God isn't going to change it unless He speaks it Himself and turns her straight - which He obviously isn't bothering to do. If He's OK with it, you should be, too.
"My God shall avenge me."
Good. Your God will deal with it when he has time, so ow you can relax and stop kvetching.
This sounds to me like the plot of a 1950s B movie. 'Return of the 50ft JAP', and this time she's got a dildo that could crush Manhattan!
I need to get out more.
Anyway Martha (a Jewish name if I'm not mistaken), your daughter is happy, rejects your idiotic mythology, and is undoubtedly getting more orgasms than you, so I'm happy for her.
Newsflash: your daughter's gay. And probably not as "true" a Christian as you like to think.
Also, who "refuses to allow you to find her father"? Are "they" keeping you prisoner? Damn those Jewish lesbians, they are a crafty bunch!
"My precious elder daughter was seduced by a Jew into a homosexual relationship."
Translation: your daughter is a lesbian.
"My daughter is a hostage to an evil Jew."
Translation: they are a happy couple.
Even more than...?
If your daughter could be seduced into a homosexual relationship, then she's at least bisexual.
I wouldn't be at all surprised if the other girl's parents are writing a similar text about how their precious daughter was seduced by an evil Christian lesbian.
T-t-t-t-RIFECTA! It's got all three folks, and even (somehow) manages to work in one of the few completely destroyed royal lines of Europe
@Frosty
My precious elder daughter was seduced by a Jew into a homosexual relationship.
Because she was obviously 100% totally straight before this evil lesbian Jewess came around. I wonder if these are the same gay people who seduced Ted Haggard?
"My precious elder daughter was seduced by a Jew into a homosexual relationship."
Perfect Christothink. Never your own free will. The Devil My daughters The Evil Jew made me do it!
"They refuse to allow me to find her father to speak with; my daughter has the Word of God in her heart."
What a messy sentence. "I'm going to ride an elephant, Duluth is in Minnesota." Ignoring that, the father probably has heard enough about you to fill your mouth with salt and sew it shut, so count your blessings.
"Christians in all aspects of society get attacked by not just avarice, but by people despising their offspring..."
Yeah. It's all about YOU! Were I your daughter, I would move away with no forwarding address and change my name.
So, you're on such good terms with your daughter's father that you don't eve4n know how to contact him. Your daughter's in a lesbian relationship, but that is entirely because of seduction by a Jew, a Jew who you insist depises your daughter. Yiou're a nutter and your daughter should break off contact with you.
As someone who has dated more than one bisexual Jew, let me just say that I wish Martha's daughter all the best.
Martha, on the other hand, can fuck right off for being a modern-day brownshirt.
"Jewish women are even more hateful of Christians."
Maybe if the Christians stopped saying they will burn in hell thet might change their minds.
"My precious elder daughter was seduced by a Jew into a homosexual relationship."
Watch out we are also into farm animals, for all you know your little princess might be sucking off a donkey right now. [/sarcasm]
" the seed of the righteous."
That is just disgusting.
"The Jewish lesbian has no belief in heaven or hell"
The Jewish faith has no concept of eternal torture by fire idiot, lesbian or not.
"The seed of the righteous is blessed. "
Again with the... fuck you pervert.
"My God shall avenge me. "
If you really believed that you wouldn't be bitching about it on the interwebz.
"My daughter is a hostage to an evil Jew."
And her evil donkey.
A trifecta indeed. Good for the two of them; I wish them every happiness.
They refuse to allow me to find her father to speak with
What business is it of yours? If I were your daughter's partner's father, I would be: a) happy that my offspring did not want me pestered by a flake; and b) very angry should you ever try to contact me, let alone "witness" to your bizarre beliefs.
my daughter has the Word of God in her heart
In other words, "I can't face the fact that my daughter disagrees with me and all I stand for."
The Jewish lesbian has no belief in heaven or hell; a conspiracy of death to make herself the end of all things; a hatred of her family and of God’s creative power. The seed of the righteous is blessed.
Many Jews, including religious Jews, don't believe in an afterlife. The rest does not follow, but is rather a statement of ignorance and hatred. Exactly the sort of thing Real Jew News deals in.
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Wait a second, by giving your daughter orgasms she's attacking Christianity?
Being anti-religious is more fun than I thought!
Okay, Internet, new rule: if at any point in an argument you find that you're comparing yourself to any of the Tsars, but especially Nicholas II, take a good long step back and ask yourself where it all went wrong.
"What have the Romanovs to do with it?"
Let's have a guess:
"The Tsar was the last one before COMMUNISM! so he must have been a good guy because he wasn't a communist and everyone hated him because he wasnt a filthy jewish commie like Trotsky and I'm not a commie or a jew so our situations are obviously directly analogous, his Mother Russia was held hostage by the filthy jewish Bolsheviks and my daughter is being held hostage by this Jewish temptress".
or something...But seriously, some twisted logic based on anti-Communism is the only thing I got here.
They refuse to allow me to find her father to speak with
Maybe because you've been so hateful toward her. Somehow I think your daughter's girlfriend might not be comfortable with you meeting her family.
I wonder, why her father to speak with?, is her mom dead or you think that she's stupid?. Conversely, why DO YOU speak to her father instead of your husband?, maybe because you have none?. That's what I call consistency.
@Swede
"They believe in the same god as you do, the same heaven and hell as you do."
The Jewish God is the same as the Christian God, and presumably their heavens are the same, but Jews don't believe in hell. According to the Old Testament, regardless of what you did or who you are, you go to Sheol when you die. There is no eternal punishment or reward, just Sheol.
Confused?
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