The Bible foretold that the Extreme Atheists will cause the USA to become a prison for every hateful bird, which includes the anti-Christian Communists in countries like China. From what we have observed so far the Extreme Atheists will reach out to the Chinese in order to persuade them to join them in their anti-Christian/Semitic agenda. Obama will talk to the Chinese in a similar way that he talks to his French Communist President cohort. China is moving against the USA similarly to Ahmadinejad.
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Things not mentioned in the Bible:
Extreme Atheists
But apart from that, the Bible got it spot on. It's uncanny!
Was this before Diplodocus, 12.17 when King Zebedee's court photographer invents the microwave oven?
Drugs: Just say 'no' kids.
@John_in_Oz
While not mentioned by that name, Communism was discussed in Acts 2:44-47. It's the ideal Christian way of life!
44 And all that believed were together, and had all things common;
45 And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need.
46 And they, continuing daily with one accord in the temple, and breaking bread from house to house, did eat their meat with gladness and singleness of heart,
47 Praising God, and having favour with all the people. And the Lord added to the church daily such as should be saved.
I think "bird" is the only noun in this drivel which actually does appear in the Bible.
Perhaps jamesalbright should look up the word "cohort."
I wasn't aware that China was obsessed with the return of the Hidden Imam. I had thought that communists tended not to be so bothered about religion.
@John_in_Oz
Acts 4:32,34-35neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common.
34 Neither was there any among them that lacked: for as many as were possessors of lands or houses sold them, and brought the prices of the things that were sold,
35 And laid them down at the apostles' feet: and distribution was made unto every man according as he had need.
Extreme Atheists would be an awesome name for a heel group in wrestling.
@ pg-
The Bible foretold that the Extreme Atheists will cause the USA..."
It did no such thing. The Bible dosen't even mention the existence of the North American continent, let alone the US. You'd think God would know a little bit about the geography of the world he created.
a prison for every hateful bird,
If China can get rid of the pigeons that constantly pollute my balcony, I would welcome our anti-Christian Communist Chinese overlords.
I really don't find pigeons hateful birds, even though they poop. They're resiliant and cuddly, have round, mild, stuffed-toy eyes, and they coo enchantingly
Yeah, well, allow me to introduce you to the beautiful city harbor of Tyre, Lebanon...
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Which the Bible in Ezek.26:7-14, 26:2 and 27:36 says that it would be destroyed... Still waiting.
@Reynardine, pigeons are fine in the wild, where they belong. On my balcony, requiring me to clean it each and every time I want to sit outside, not so much.
Hey, Chinese anti-Christian Communist overlords, hurry up, willya?
The Bible doesn't say that at all. You're a liar.
@Sicko:
Extreme Atheists would be an awesome name for a heel group in wrestling.
Fair warning, I'm stealing that idea.
Oh, Bull. The bible said no such thing. I dare you to find America, USA, China or even the word atheist, anywhere in the bible.
"French Communist President"
French President is center-left..
Sounds like James Notsobright overdosed on Angry Birds and Fox "News"....
Oh, and Hollande, a communist? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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