God will take care of the planet, it is not our job to clean it up. It cleans itself. If we're here, we're doing something right, and God is proud.
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The sad thing with such a fundamentalist belief is, that we all have to share the planet with these people who, because of this belief, don´t care even a little bit about the environment.
I would really like to give these fundies (and other people who think that they don´t have to care for their environment) another planet which they then can pollute and exploit, so that in the end, when, because of their carelessness, the ecosystem of their planet gets out of control and they get one natural disaster after the other, only they are affected and not the more sane and ecologically oriented reminder of mankind.
No he won't, yes it is, no it won't, no you're not, no he isn't.
@Julia
2008-Jun-25 04:05 PM
But Eden, you KNOW they'd say it was punishment for all the sane people on the non-polluted planet. Only god got mixed up and sent the giant tornado to the wrong one.
As soon as they´re on the on the other planet they can believe what they want, it won´t affect us on the non polluted planet anymore :D
Yes, he's clearly doing a bang-up job of it now, isn't he?
God is proud.
The sinner!
"God will take care of the planet, it is not our job to clean it up. It cleans itself."
Piss on the floor and tell me the planet doesn't need to be cleaned, or at least tastefully re-arranged.
Yes...God would be proud...he made this world so full of beauty and wonder, as you twits are so happy to expound upon, I'm sure he'd be so happy to see it being raped eight different ways to next Sunday, and tossed aside like a used Kleenex.
I just have a picture in my head of Jesus wearing a wife-beater, driving a Hummer2, blasting "Welcome to the Jungle", throwing a Taco Bell bag and a cigarette out the window with one of those trailer hitch nutsack dealies. Not sure why.
The Earth will cleanse itself...of all human beings, if we don't smarten up.
To paraphrase a former American president, "Don't piss in the soup, we all have to eat.".
Yes, God is really going to give you his shiny new world to play with when you have boned his previous one up so spectacularly.
Oh and "go live in LA" to see what human "pollution" does.
T and T,
You express the same attitude as the average 13 year old boy with regard to his environment at home. Your attitude with regard to the earth is just as mature as that child's.
Now go to your room and don't come out until you have thought about what you just said!
"This is rather as if you imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, 'This is an interesting world I find myself inan interesting hole I find myself infits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!' This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, it's still frantically hanging on to the notion that everything's going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for."
"It cleans itself."
True, the planet can eventually 'heal' from pretty much anything we humans throw at it, but that process takes millions of years. It would be near impossible for us to destroy the earth itself... but all-too-easy for us to kill off most of the life on our planet, including ourselves.
Last week my church did a neighbourhood trash clean-up because we believe we were put in charge of taking care of God's creation, Earth.
I suppose we're just pagan heathens who would have better spent those three hours blowing up abortion clinics or something.
If god is real, I'm pretty certian he is sitting up in heaven saying, "You're the ones that fucked up the planet. I'm not your fucking maid! Clean up your own mess."
Also, I'm pretty sure your god commanded you in the bible to be "good stewarts of the earth."
Actually I do have to admit this one is right, this planet can clean itself, it just needs the humanity to vanish and 100 000 years to do it, but it can clean itself.
T&T needs to see "The Happening".
Sure, the Earth might clean itself up. By wiping US out.
[Yes, I know a lot of people thought that movie was lame. I'm just using it as an example.]
this is why Satan rebelled: he knew god would have him picking up after us!
Why do fundies think that god provides maid service, they wouldn't let their kids get away with mucking the home up, so why do it to the planet?
(Oh I know it's TnT, but a new form of stupid!)
Yes, the Earth cleans itself. Eventually. On its own time scale.
Which happens to be considerably longer than what Fundie twats think.
There *will* be a Garden of Eden again on this planet, in a few million years. Evolutionary processes guarantee it. However, I'm afraid we'll prove, as a species, to be far too stupid to partake of it.
Yes, I hear that nuclear waste just disappears 20 minutes after it's made. Either that or it becomes pure drinkable water.
Yes, that's what we need to end a drought, lots of nuclear waste.
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