Your first duty, as parents, is to protect your children. That may well mean pulling them out of the public schools and even leaving California, if it comes to that. As it is, the whole generation of children now under the age of accountability is in mortal danger of being hopelessly lost to God's grace for all eternity because of this demonic teaching they're going to be forced to endure in the public schools. If you leave your children to endure that teaching, there is the very real danger that your children will be eternally destroyed.
Sorry if I sound dramatic, but that is how high the stakes have risen. That is why we must pray that God will come and Rapture us FAST!
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How does learning about life, the world, and everything endanger your soul?
So, Rapture already! Chop-chop, you are wasting valueless time!
Now if we could upset you enough to leave the United States.
We'll keep the children and place them with some nice atheist families. They deserve the chance at having a fully functional brain.
Oh, and the rapture thing, when will you realize you've been stood up? It's been nearly 2000 years!
Demonic teaching? WTF?
Picture the class schedule.
Homeroom: Pray to Satan
Actually, I wouldn't mind living in SoCal, but houses have always been too expensive, even compared to the ridiculous value of my house here in NJ. Maybe if all the fundies leave, house prices will drop and I can finally make a $ for $ trade. Plus I'd get the added benefit of getting rid of all the people like kgreen!
I pulled my kids out of public schools because my kids were not getting a decent education. Best money I ever spent. Had a lot more to do with academic rigor than superstition. I must give homage to the Episcopal Church. They run schools attended by Moslems, Jews, Christians, druids and atheists, among others.
anevilmeme, you left out sex ed.
I'd put it in the 8th period slot. That way, pokemon practice can be an after school activity.
Also, since D&D no longer has a basic/advanced ruleset, I'm thinking we can cut it down to one period and use the free period to teach "Harry Potter and Witchcraft: An Introduction to the treatment of the Dark Arts in 'fiction'."
RaptureReady is truly a granola kind of place, "what ain't fruits, is nuts and flakes"!PS Please head west into the ocean, we have enough nutcases like you already here in the South.
Sorry, you're batshit insane and seem completely unfit to raise a child. You can't run away from reality and there's no God to rapture you away from it. There's just one way out, hopefully you arrive at that solution soon.
I kiss Hank's ass that you will soon be raptured, too, but for a slightly different reason. Then again, I'm not holding my breath unless the Apostle Paul (or whoever wrote I Thess.) is still alive somewhere, since the Rapture was scheduled for his lifetime (I Thess. 4:17).
It's SO good to know that your omniscient, omnipotent, omnibenevolent, omnipresent, infinitely just God has set up the path to Salvation to be so incredibly fragile that your children will land in Hell for growing up in California.
Sorry if I sound dramatic, but that is how high the stakes have risen. That is why we must pray that God will come and Rapture us FAST!
"Andrea Yates in training" award?
Fuck you for dissing California.
Oh yes, for the sake of God's grace let's stop teaching our children how to deal with real life. Totally makes some sort of nonsense.
You know, there are reasons us Christians aren't supposed to focus on the Rapture.
Running the risk of messing up your children's lives by taking them on the run from even the slightest thing you don't agree with is one such reason.
"Your first duty, as parents, is to protect your children. That may well mean pulling them out of the public schools"
If you want them to be McDonald's-, Burger King-, KFC-, Pizza Hut- etc-fodder, instead of them becoming doctors, surgeons, lawyers, engineers, physicists or teachers themselves, fine. But at least ask your kids first if they want to be removed from the educational system. I thought the USA was the Land of the Free. Freedom. Y'know. As in exercising choice. One of the most basic of human rights, last time I heard.
Why do you lot on Ruptured Retards hate America?
"If you leave your children to endure that teaching, there is the very real danger that your children will be eternally destroyed."
I'm a product of Britain's state educational system. A system which, like that of the US, promotes thinking for yourself. I'm still here.
That is why we must pray that God will come and Rapture us FAST!
5 years and 6 months later, we're still waiting. Ho-hum.
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