[Fundies have been discussing a video showing violent thunderstorms in China, Japan, and Taiwan.]
Also, it's said there is a spiritual battle going on around us that we can't perceive. Perhaps, the clashing together of the angels swords against the demonic ones contributes something to displays like this one... China probably has some pretty powerful principalities and rulers (in the air) over it.....
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"it's said there is a spiritual battle going on around us that we can't perceive"
This is only said by delusional loons.
And, anyway, if we can't perceive it, then it should not bother us too much.
Or perhaps it's just violent thunderstorms.
Or Thor is out fighting the Jotnar again; who knows, right?
Last time I heard, there had been no princes in China for some time.
Perhaps the fundies, with their new-found enthusiasm for things Russian, could tell us about the plague of zombie pigeons now affecting Moscow?
It's just an electrical discharge, you fucking idiots, not the swords of angels and demons.
Damn I wish these people realized how backwards they sound.
(emph-ass-is added):
"China probably has some pretty powerful principalities and rulers (in the air ) over it....."
Look, I know the notion of advanced female androids - powered by 'Angel Hearts' - encased in stasis sarcophagi*, then placed on Earth in the past to defend against potential extraterrestrial/supernatural threats, created by scientists from the future , whose technologies are so ahead of their time they have built huge 'islands' kept aloft via antigravity repellers is intriguing and all, but the anime series "Steel Angel Kurumi " is not a documentary, juicemive.
...desu~ X3
*- Still, that Teracotta Army in Xi'an. Makes ya think, eh...?! ~_^
Perhaps, the clashing together of the angels swords against the demonic ones contributes something to displays like this one...
Yep, because there no possible explanation other than the batshit crazy one...
And if this were true, China could have nice and sunny weather all day long by pointing their nukes threateningly at the thunderstorms.
I doubt if Pazuzu likes eating radiation very much.
"it's said there is a spiritual battle going on around us that we can't perceive. Perhaps, the clashing together of the angels swords against the demonic ones contributes something to displays like this one..."
If such a hypothetical clash has a visible, measurable effect on the weather, that means we can perceive it!
Sheesh, you guys have SUCH a blind spot to your own contradictions.
* "God sacrificed his only son for your sins!" you say, then immediately follow with "And he rose from the dead 3 days later", and you can't even see how this waters down God's "sacrifice."
* "God loves us all and wants all of us to go to heaven, and God is omnipotent and more powerful than Satan," you say, then immediately follow with "Satan roams the Earth freely de-converting Christians and dooming people to Hell", and you can't even see that this contradicts the very properties you laid out about God.
See how the mighty angels and demons use their mighty 21st century spiritual weapons, like swords.
I bet that when science catches on in the realm celestial, they'll be using guns that spit lightning and go BOOM! Though that'll probably be after the rapture er...soon. So really, it'll be a very, very long way off in the remote future.
"Also, it's said there is a spiritual battle going on around us that we can't perceive. Perhaps, the clashing together of the angels swords against the demonic ones contributes something to displays like this one"
oh, but we can perceive it though. could you please try not to contradict yourself from one sentence to the next?
i saw the video. looked like lightning to me.
Don't be silly, it's obviously Lei Gong and Dian Mu taking revenge on someone who needs punishment.
Quick! Start having sex or put up some porn in the house! It's the only way to fend off the vengeful heathen god beasts! I know I'll be safe fundies; will you?
How many Wuxia novels has this guy been reading again?
Felix Wilde, you're so much win xD
*Wuxia, literally meaning martial hero, is Chinese-language fiction concerning martial artists.
[Fundies have been discussing a video showing violent thunderstorms in China, Japan, and Taiwan . ]
"China probably has some pretty powerful principalities and rulers (in the air) over it....."
So, not contradicting yourself, via your own logic, and all that jazz; you're actually admitting that Raiden/Raijin is Jehovah/Yahweh/YHWH, o Ruptured Retards...?!
Flawless Victory! [/"Mortal Kombat"] >:D
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There you go again, babbling about some anime "...
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=95589&Page=4#1570899
"but before i go, i might as well add that i actually do like some anime "
'FINISH HIM! '
"Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins "
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Release Date: 29 August 1995 (USA)
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Flawless Victory II! >:D
...oh, and 'Weeaboo'? Not counting the fact that nobody here in FSTDT refers to me by that appelation - least of all anywhere else - as someone who wears my Otakuness as a badge of honour, I'm still trying to work out how 'Weeaboo' is a supposed 'insult'...?! [/Argument Annihilation] >:D
The crazy is strong with this one...Seriously though, spiritual warfare has to be one of the most backwards beliefs ever. I mean if you think there are invisible demigods fighting each other and making thunderstorms, there is no hope for you.
"it's said there is a spiritual battle going on around us that we can't perceive"
There may or not be some shit going on that we'll never know about, so = Gawd!!!!!!!!
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