[topic: Oprah Refuses: Palin Won't be on!]
If I were Oprah I would tie a millstone around my neck and be thrown off into the ocean than to fall into the hands of the Living God.
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I loathe her show, but I say go Oprah.
...I wouldn't have Palin on my show, either, if I had one.
Sorry, man, she's got more money that your god. She can buy your cheap god a hundred times over and still have pocket change.
Before you go have a cow, your TV pastors keep asking for money every day because your god needs it. Oprah give expensive shit away on her show.
Who would you rather worship?
I don't know what's going on, but if someone on RR hates Oprah, I automatically gain new respect for her. In fact, I feel like watching her show and maybe buying her magazine. Go Oprah!
If you were Oprah you would feel the way Oprah does. I'm guessing Oprah beleives in Oprah and supports the things she wants to do. Unless she not so secretly hates herself and longs to be taken away from being responsible or living in the moment. Like the people who make up Rapture Ready, every last one of them. Except for the trolls, who are internet super heroes.
So unless she does this tomorrow or soon (it is 1124pm Sep 9th, St Sprigin's day), you are a retard.
"If I were Oprah I would tie a millstone around my neck..."
This is the best DerRickster can come up with? If I were Oprah, I'd be building my moon-based laser with the fortune I'd inexplicably amassed from my awful show.
Why, because, like 90% of the world, doesn't agree with you?. It's her program, and she does what she wishes. Rules of the game.
As a libertarian woman who is voting for the republican ticket and an atheist; I say that it is Oprah's show and she can do as she pleases. It is not like her show has any journalistic integrity that it has to uphold. It's always disgusting to see people wishing death on someone with an opposing viewpoint, especially when that person is supposed to be filled with the love of Jesus and constantly acts superior to those who claim a different religious viewpoint. Though it is really not surprising considering most of the hate spewed that I hear is from those that claim to be in touch with Jesus.
Why won't he show us an example? His god is so loving anyway, so without doubt he will be saved!
...spear him if he comes up...
I don't watch Oprah, but for the first time ever, I say, you go Girl. Her show shouldn't be a platform for kooks lke Palin. And the millstone has to be some of the more violent imagery in the babble. Those things weigh tons! And you want to tie one round someone's neck to strangle them, and drown them for good measure? The babble loves stuff like that. Someone else picked one up and threw it downd on someone else's head, for more violence anfd gore. These nuts think this is suitable reading for children.
Right, don't forget that 11th commandment, thou shalt not reject the dumb hick from Buttfuck, Alaska who I hast anointed as my representative on earth from coming on thy talkshow.
Just because she wouldn't have Palin on the show? See, this is why people don't want twits like you in charge. I could see lambasting her for lack of journalistic integrity or something, but death? Sheesh.
to fall into the hands of the Living God.
What about the dead one; jebus? I wouldn't want any zombies grabbing me, either, I've seen the George Romero movies <<shudder>> Picture Jebus chasing you slowly through the mall like the Mummy, half rotted away and dragging a ten foot cross. No thanks.
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