[In a discussion about the cruelty of the electric chair Mr. Coulter adds this]
AIDS takes care of the homo. I couldnt impose a worse death than that. And we actually put puppIES in a hefty bag, tie it up, and throw it in the river, that way they dont die alone.
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As a liberal, I really try to be against the death penalty, but then a guy like this comes along.
As a dog breeder, Julian, pass me the piano wire.
"And here we are at the "Annual Award for Fundies We'd Most Like to String up With Piano Wire"
And the nominations are....
Oh fuck it, just come and get your reward Mr Coutler."
Julian, there aren't enough IIDB bow-down smilies to give my true appreciation to your comment.
"And we actually put puppIES in a
hefty bag, tie it up, and throw it
in the river, that way they dont die
alone."
The advantage to this is it doesn't need
any firewood the way burning at the stake does.
You know, I try to be as laid-back and compassionate as possible. But that "puppy" story is the straw that breaks this camel's back. If there is one thing I cannot and will not abide, it's animal abuse.
I hope to God, for your sake, that you and I never meet. You just might get a little first-hand experience on fear and pain...
Or failing that, maybe your "righteous God" will arrange for a similar means when it's time to take you down.
You walking piece of shit.
Ok, for the first time I regret trying to catch up on the quotes. Knowing anyone could say that, even if they were joking, makes me honestly ashamed to be the same species. Suspecting that this was NOT a joke? I am sick to my stomach. I just... there aren't words enough to express the loathing.
I'm guessing that Mr. Coulter was intentionally describing puppy-drowning, an act that most folks would consider reprehensible, as a way of saying "Even this gruesome death isn't as bad as what God has inflicted upon those no-good homosexuals!"
Still, I'm not giving that man any puppies...
I have a virulent hatred of dogs and even I wouldn't tie them in a sack and drown them.
Are we sure this isn't actually Anne Coulter, and not just some sweaty fanboy angrily fapping to her latest "libr'ls am ebull" nonsensery?
Also, more on point, by this logic does cirrhosis of the liver therefore take care of Republicans?
as someone who likes dogs, opposes being an [EFF!]ed up jerkbagglelag, putting puppies in bags, and the like:
I can only create a word: Nurofuhcill (Yuro-fuck-ill). Jurofuhcill you, Kuhch bag.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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