Re: Kenya blames gays for gay animals
actually I didn't read the article but it is very plausible.
gay people invite demonic influence if not outright possession.
gayness goes against nature
lions in the wild would have no reason to be gay except by perhaps demonic influence
the gays may have invited over some demons which may have then caused the lions to behave against nature.
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also, now that i briefly looked over the article,
the kenyan officials may actually be accurate
behavioral activities are often mimicked by animals
lions in a zoo see humans so much that it is certainly plausible that they are influenced behaviorally
the presense of gays may have introduced, psychologically, unnatural behavioral traits, especially if the gays actually performed gay activities in view of the lions
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> lions in a zoo see humans so much that it is certainly plausible that they are influenced behaviorally
Wait, gay people are fucking in front of the lion's habitat...?
"behavioral activities are often mimicked by animals"
Wait, wait, wait. You keep saying that teh gay is 'against nature.'
But nature is two tourists away from gay behavior?
Why, if God is SO TERRIBLY against homosexuality, did he not put some sort of firewall in nature, or the rest of nature, to prevent the spread of teh gay?
whiteuser1: "Gayness goes against nature!"
Someone Else: "Animals in the wild have been observed engaging in same-gender sexual activity! Meaning it occurs in nature and is therefore natural!"
whiteuser1: "I decide what's natural !!!!
@ WTF
Wait, gay people are fucking in front of the lion's habitat...?
Not just butt-secks, sucking dick and eating pussy (lion joke), too. Those gay Kenyans
just can't control themselves, ask Obama. And like they say in Kenya; Lion see, lion do.
They're evil, I tells ya, demonical.
Gay demons... Okay.
So now "TeH Gheys!!11!!!" have supernatural powers, including demon summoning and infecting all with gayness by proximity. In addition to their ability to flawlessly and undetectably cheat at any and all shooters within instants of touching a controller, even moments after a midnight release.
Just when you thought Stormers couldn't get more ridiculous...
"the presense of gays may have introduced, psychologically, unnatural behavioral traits, especially if the gays actually performed gay activities in view of the lions"
Wut???
Well! That's a rather novel bit of goalpost-moving. Do the Kenyan authorities assume a couple of guys go out in the savanna amongst the lions and elephants to do the "Wild Thang"? If so; Why would anyone do something that dangerous and stupid?
Both the Kenyan homophobes and the Stormbutt homophobes are stupid. They should be put in the middle of a pride of hungry lions.
Demon 1: Hey, dude, what's up? What you think we should do tonight?
Demon 2: I was thinking we'd go over and bang those two atheist girls we possessed for a while the other night. They get off work at about 10.
Demon 1: That's, like, four hours. I'm totally bored. What should we do until then?
Demon 2: Ummm, let me think. Oh, hey, let's jump into some lions and make them fuck each other in the ass.
Demon 1: I'm so there, dude!
Continuing in same vein as my last post in another comment section here: Are the gay lions "relentlessly gay", and/or "gayer than a French trombone"?
And "whiteuser1"? Was he trying to have the most generic-sounding Stormfront username possible?
Breaking News: Scientists have discovered the genetic and epigenetic mechanisms causing homosexuality.
Fundamentalists quick to announce that these mechanisms were previously purely heterosexuality causing until the presence of gays introduced demons into them.
Wouldn't even surprise me at this point if that would be a an actual news story in a few years...
I haven't read the article either, but it sounds like poppycock.
There are no demons, honey. Gay people just feel attraction to people of the same gender.
Gayness can be found in nature, in many different species.
You've ever seen a dog humping a man's leg? He has similar reasons to do that, as the lions have.
Why, in what way, is it against nature? The attraction is there, it feels good. It's also a safety valve against over-population, and extra care-givers to nephews/nieces if something happens to the parents, so two evolutionary advantages.
Just cause YOU often have sex in the Zoo, whitey, doesn't mean that everyone does.
Confused?
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