Since your a athiast, i belive you think you wil be a tree when you die correct? Well i hope you become a tree they cut you down and print the bible on you
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The only people I can think of who might possibly believe in or hope to be reincarnated as a tree would be hippies or new age pagans - but even that is a presumtuous stretch.
And if you really want to insult would-be-trees, at least be creative and say you hope they are reincarnated as toilet paper so you can wipe your ass with them.
Gee, thanks Lil Jeb, but here’s a few things that will only add to the mountain of things you do NOT know.
Second word should be you’re’ as in the contraction of you-are’.
Redhunter for teh win!
The "WTF award" sounds good, but how about "Ignorant and Illiterate Hillbilly award"? Of course, WTF pretty much sums it up....
Send the boy to Misspellers Anonymous, for pity's sake!
Wasn't even funny when Dane Cook told it.
Then again, it probably wasn't even funny when he stole it from whoever.
"Would someone be nice enough to explain me what an athiast is ?"
It's someone who thinks people turn into trees when they die, obviously.
"I think your confusing us with Atreeists."
Completely wrong.
Those you're thinking of are the treeists. Atreeists believe that there is, in fact, no tree.
whaaa??
"WTF award" nth-ed.
Decomposition == indirectly indirectly indirect reincarnation, mayhap?
Total mischaracterization; bullshit.
I hope you die and never come back.
Never.
As someone who attended Catholic school and was fairly familiar with the whole Catholic upbringing thing, I really liked Dane Cook :( But it was too irritating to hear the audience go nuts when he said he was raised Catholic. I mean, people, that's not something to be particularly excited about. Dammit. Ugh. Well, as for the quote, it's just agonizingly stupid and filled with fail.
Ahahahahahaa.... your are just wrong on so many levels for so many reasons...
(maybe if i died in the woods and no-one found me my decomposing body would act as a fertiliser to help a tree grow... but other than that? No. You fail.)
Wow. It's all here...misspellings, incorrect grammer...
This has to be troll, I'm thinking. Or a secretly brilliant fundamentalist.
Edit : (I'm sorry, everyone!)
David D. G. , that sounds familiar. Is that a quote from somewhere?
I'm glad to see you back, by the way. I always enjoy your comments. And this is not meant as sarcasm, which I wasn't sure you could tell over Teh Internets.
Atheists don't believe in reincarnation, bub.
You are just another spectacular example of the mountain of fail that is YouTube commentary.
So, you're a chrsteeahn, correct? And you believe that when you die a big woman/man with wings is going to grab you naked and fly you to happyland, correct? And then you get to sit on a cloud next to your family, right?
Who the hell wants to spent eternity with their extended family, anyway? I hope you have to sit with your weird Uncle Ernie, who they call "fingers."
Okay, I said it earlier about someone else, but this time I'm sure that with a little bit of spelling and grammatical fixes, I can make this guy make sense.
Here goes.
"Since you're an atheist, I believe you think you will become a tree when you die. Is this correct? Well, I hope you die, then become a tree, then they cut you down and print the bible on you. "
Okay, now let me read what I've... No. No, this still hurts. I had to fix more than half of this guy's post anyway, so why not tidy it up a bit more?
Since you're an athiest, I hope you die.
Well, it's now honest and factual. As well as being spelled correctly.
Let's fix this, shall we?
"Since your you're a an athiast atheist, i/s] (I) belive believe you think you wil be a tree when you die[,] correct? Well i I hope [that when] you become a tree[,] they cut you down and print the bible on you."
There. That's better.
enough with the youtube comments, please. youtube ain't no fundie haven per se, so it's not a "reliable source" on fundie madness. i can laugh harder about carm, t4c or focus on the family, because i know, they're less likely to be poe. please skip youtube- it's just too irrelevant to be funny
No. I will be worm food. Birds will eat the worms, and then, promptly, shit on your car. I have no higher ambition in the afterlife.
Reincarnation isn't an atheistic belief, but alas, this dumb motherfucker will believe a comedian; Dane Cook. Yeah, that's where that whole little thing comes from, but what do you expect? I mean, this person actually believes in a deity.
ryan: How's this proof that "fstdt is going downhill fast"?
Marc: FSTDT takes fundie comments from the entire internet, not just fundie sites. If we narrowed our scope that much, we'd have days at a time without new comments.
Personally, sever, I believe I'm coming back as a nice strong oak tree, with thick, thick branches, so every so often, someone can walk along, break off a branch and beat some sense into someone, such as yourself.
Have a nice day.
Actually, an atheist(I have no idea about athiast), doesn't believe in afterlife. You're confusing this with a buddhist and hindu belief in reencarnation. Of course, if you think that any religion apart from Christianity are the same..............
You might be thinking about Buddhists. But they don't think you get reincarnated as trees, surely?
Too bad you dropped out before high-school, or you'd have known about the difference between Buddhists and atheists. You would also have learned spelling, grammar and punctuation.
I doubt you could even get a job flipping burgers. Not in Sweden at least, most of the people working at McJob over here are college and university students getting a bit of extra cash.
"Since your a athiast, i belive you think you wil be a tree when you die correct?"
(*sings *)
'I talk to der trees... that's why dey'll put me away. La da da der dee...!'
-Eccles (Spike Milligan), "The Goon Show"
"Well i hope you become a tree they cut you down and print the bible on you"
'When I die, bury me up a tree. Then people will look up to me!'
-Spike Milligan (the well-known typing error)
Name me one atheist who has ever said that we become trees when we die. Go on, please.
Although it would be nice to be a big oak tree, housing the colonies of pigeons that will be sent to crap on your head every time you walk past.
@Pikachukid:
What I came in to say.
Please say English is not your first, or second, language, please!
I think I might be fertilizing a tree when I have died.
“Since your”
“a athiast,
“i belive"
“you think you wil be a tree when you die correct?”
"Well i hope you become a tree they cut you down and print the bible on you”
Um, genius? If i do get reincarnated, and to a lower life form as a punishment for this life, that means Christainity is wrong. That you’re wrong. Plus, i’d be on the next loop as soon as they cut me down, i’d never know if i was printed on.
Confused?
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