Another Proof of Why God Exists.
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i thought the argument from personal experience was thrown out?
if you feel your heart and mind are being attacked, you might want to see a doctor, there could be something seriously wrong.
Are you a woman? Chocolate and compashionate friends help with PMS.
If you are not, seek immediate medical attention.
If your god isn't providing you with any protection, then why bother with it?
I agree with incognito: seek medical attention immediately.
...the Attacks became Tremendous to my heart and mind.
Put another way, WOTF is a lunatic with heart problems.
"The Unbelievers don't suffer from attacks because Satan already has a hold of them."
LOL what?
"Ever since I became Closer to God the Attacks became Tremendous to my heart and mind, we know this truly is Satans work."
Christ, TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS!
Yeah, isn't it amazeing how only people who strongly believe in satan and demons are ever bothered by them?
Ever since I became Closer to God the Attacks became Tremendous to my heart and mind
What you mean is that satan and his demons are trying to sway you by putting "bad thoughts" into your head and doubtful thoughts about your religion into your heart, right?
Guess what?, it isn't satan, it is what is left of your sanity trying to tell you to get a grip. Nothing supernatural about it, deep down you know your whole life is based on made up bullshit. You don't want to acknowledge that though so you blame your cognitive dissonance on "attacks" from the outside.
I suppose I should feel sorry for you, but somehow I just don't. :(
You forgot to add the part the part that explains God's existence.
If anything, the fact that you are having "spiritual attacks" and your god isn't doing anything about it tells me he probably doesn't exist and satan is punishing you for not worshipping him.
Hail Satan!
I'm not interested in the batshit insanity, so much as the answer to this question:
How is it that only fundies get the keyboards with the glitchy shift keys? o_O
Yes, ausador. I think you are right. A last ditch effort from the tiny rational part of the fundie's mind trying desperately to stop the insanity.
On a unrelated topic, check out the grill on JC!
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Proof, Why, Exists, Attacks, Unbelievers, Denial, Closer, Attacks, Tremendous, Can, Down, End, Time, Brothers, Sisters.
I thought maybe there is a secret code in the incorrectly capitalized words but I don't see anything.
Maybe it's an anagram?
Anyone have their batshit crazy fundie decoder ring handy?
"The Unbelievers don't suffer from attacks because Satan already has a hold of them."
So, not because we're not completely delusional fruit-cakes with a persecution complex and very little understanding of the real worlds then. Thanks for clearing that up, now...
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I don't suffer spiritual attacks because I haven't been brainwashed into having nightmares about Satan and hellfire all the time.
I do suffer anxiety attacks because of my high debts and uncertain job status, and I'm sure many more people can relate to me than you.
Yeah, I'll take my real problems over your delusional ones any day. At least my problems can be worked through with out medication.
They are doing everything they Can to take us Down. But I told God that I would keep my promise to him until the End of Time.
I'm sure God feels safe and secure, knowing he's got you at His back.
W arrior of T he F ather = WTF
LOL
Actually, non-Christians have bad stuff happening to them the same way rational Christians and, yes, fundies do. It's called life. Most of us accept these things as part of the learning experience known as existence. My non-religious friend lost control of her car the other day and flipped it. (She was thankfully completely unhurt, just shaken up.) To her, this is just part of life. She learns from it and moves on. To a fundie, it would be Satan and all his demons attacking them for being Christians - and lo, they were unhurt anyway because the Lord reached out and saved them!
So... where's the difference? Shit happens to everyone. Some of us interpret it rationally. Fundies like you prefer to put a mentally deranged spin on it whilst at the same time absolving yourself of all responsibility for the bad things that happen in your life because it's all the Devil's fault.
Argh. Just get over yourselves already.
That is quite possibly the dumbest argument for God's existence that I've ever seen, and I've studied the ontological argument.
By the way, I'm a Christian, been one for a fair while (about half my life), and have never had any spiritual attacks. Sure, I've had a reasonable amount of shit happen to me, but that's really the sort of thing that happens to most people.
"The Unbelievers don't suffer from attacks..."
"Ever since I became Closer to God the Attacks became Tremendous to my heart and mind..."
These remind me of something....
What we perceive as God is the byproduct of our search for God. It may simply be an appreciation of the light, pure and unblemished, not understanding that it comes from us. Sometimes we stand in front of the light and assume that we are the center of the universe. God looks astonishingly like we do. Or we turn to look at our shadow and assume that all is darkness. If we allow ourselves to get in the way, we defeat the purpose, which is to use the light of our search to illuminate the wall in all its beauty
and all its flaws
and in so doing better understand the world around us. "
"The Unbelievers don't suffer from attacks because Satan already has a hold of them. Their rebellion to God or "Denial" of him is where Satan wants them."
So there's your answer: stop believing and you won't be attacked.
have you considered that your just crazy. or maybe your house is haunted.
this all strikes me as a little "I'm not crazy, see, I've been attacked by indescript demons, that proves I'm sane..."
"Another Proof of Why God Exists."
Another? I've yet to see one.
"Spiritually Attacks are very real and we are all witnesses to it."
I can honestly say that I've never seen such a thing.
"The Unbelievers don't suffer from attacks because Satan already has a hold of them. Their rebellion to God or "Denial" of him is where Satan wants them."
Well, isn't that convenient. The people that don't believe your bullshit can't see your bullshit because "da Debil has'em!"
"Ever since I became Closer to God the Attacks became Tremendous to my heart and mind, we know this truly is Satans work. They are doing everything they Can to take us Down. But I told God that I would keep my promise to him until the End of Time. Be strong my Brothers & Sisters!"
Go check yourself into the psych ward you raving loony.
Now that this sick figment of WoTF's twisted imagination has taken control of his life, it has entered its contagious stage.
Should we run, or have our machetes ready?
@ Atheismo: "Proof, Why, Exists, Attacks, Unbelievers, Denial, Closer, Attacks, Tremendous, Can, Down, End, Time, Brothers, Sisters.
Maybe you have to say them backwards. You either get a message or people at your church think you're cool 'cuz you can speak in tongues.
That post would be perfect, if, in the first line, you replace the words "god exists" with "I'm insane."
Another Proof of Why God Exists.
Spiritually Attacks are very real and we are all witnesses to it.
The Unbelievers don't suffer from attacks because Satan already has a hold of them.
Their rebellion to God or "Denial" of him is where Satan wants them
Ever since I became Closer to God the Attacks became Tremendous to my heart and mind, we know this truly is Satans work.
They are doing everything they Can to take us Down
But I told God that I would keep my promise to him until the End of Time.
Be strong my Brothers & Sisters!
Atheismo wrote:
"Proof, Why, Exists, Attacks, Unbelievers, Denial, Closer, Attacks, Tremendous, Can, Down, End, Time, Brothers, Sisters.
I thought maybe there is a secret code in the incorrectly capitalized words but I don't see anything.
Maybe it's an anagram?
Anyone have their batshit crazy fundie decoder ring handy? "
All I could come up with that make at least some sense, however minimal, is:
Dick bombs extraterresterials with unconventional weapons, attacked destroyers counter...
ls -s fish messed
Could that be it?
FAIL
Your first premise is that spiritual attacks are real and we are all witnesses.
Your second premise is that those who DON'T believe don't see these attacks. Your first two premises are contradictory.
Your third premise is that when YOU became closer to your god, the attacks became more powerful. Despite the fact that you can't prove to anyone but yourself that these attacks even happen.
THEREFORE THERE IS A GOD.
Not.
Random Man
So that period of time that I was a christian and wasn't attacked doesn't count because...
Why, you obviously weren't Christian enough.
Wow, a testable proposition. Non-Christians don't suffer from Spiritual Attacks.
So what you're saying is:
The men in the white coats would like a word with you.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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