The theory of evolution basically says that lightning struck a mud puddle billions of years ago, and out flew a fully functioning 747.
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ToE "basically" says no such thing.
Hovind and his ilk, yeah, but what do they know?
You left out:
*) If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
Other than that, you've managed to pack quite a number of Strawmen's Greatest Hits into one sentence. I'm impressed!
The theory of creationism says that some invisible entity that is 1) omnipotent, 2)omnipresent, and 3) omnibenevolent, created a planet filled with life out of nothing. As part of his master plan, this figure also created galaxies upon galaxies of (as far as anyone knows) nearly infinite space that's completely devoid of life. And this invisible figure hates kids books about teenage sorcerers.
*points up* Not proud of it, but that there is my dA name, so I might as well claim it.
Pretty much everything this guy posts is full of WTF-inducing fundy logic. I've been contending with him on the complaints forum for a few days, but all he ever does is regurgitate Bible verses and tell me I'm going to hell, so it's not worth it.
sure, and creationism says an old gouy claped his hands and an ant farm popped into existance...
its easy to mock something... the hard thing is to understand it first, and then dismiss it as false.
No. Lightning never struck a puddle and created a fully functional 747. No serious scientist of evolution would ever claim that. What happened in reality is rather:
Lightning struck a mud puddle, and 2-3 billions years LATER fully functioning 747s were flying.
And the natural process that happened in the 2-3 billion years between the lightning and the 747 is called: Evolution
"lightning struck a mud puddle billions of years ago, and out flew a fully functioning 747."
How is Ekranoplan formed?:
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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