Take a man's seed and put it into a woman and 99% of the time she will produce a baby boy or girl. Take the same seed and put it into a man and there is a good chance of getting some disease.
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99% of the time? More like a 33% probability, on the most fertile days of a woman's cycle. During her period, that number drops to almost 0.
Also, those same diseases are spread by hetero sex as well, genius.
I honestly don't understand you. 99% of the time? So ANYTIME you have unprotected sex you automatically get a baby?
And if you say you're taking the SAME 'seed' and artificially putting it into a man... all that's saying is the man you used to impregnate a random woman had an STD in the first place, and also spread to the woman he impregnated.
You know that fully half of all successfully fertilized eggs are spontaneously aborted, right? You know, by "nature." Or "god," or whatever the fuck you want to call it.
-Frank
Yeah, tell that to my wife. We have been trying (unfortunately, in vain) for several months to make a little "baby boy or girl".
Now, I am not a Vegas odds maker, but at a 99% success rate over a 4 month period of time...*carries the two*...
Dor sho gha! I should be a grandfather!!!
"Take a man's seed and put it into a woman and 99% of the time she will produce a baby boy or girl."
No. The chances of conception are not nearly that high... unless you're 14 y/o and having sex in the backseat of his parent's car.
For the same sex acts, the rate of disease is likely to be the same, however, the chances of pregnancy in a man are significantly lower.
Take a man's seed and put it into a woman and 99% of the time she will produce a baby
Lemme see here... 22 years old... carry the one... Holy shit, the childsupport alone could fund a small country!
Do they think that gay sex actually produces viruses from nothing?
I used to volunteer for an HIV information line, and I talked to callers who thought exactly that.
Ev-e-ry sperm is sacred,
Ev-e-ry sperm is holy,
Like death.
100% of all homosexuals* will die.
*, heterosexuals, bisexuals, and asexuals also.
So women are immune to man-seed disease?
Um, why doesn't a man get man-seed disease from his own man-seed?
Let me guess, you spent all your time in Biology class with your fingers in your ears going "LA LA LA, GOD DID IT ALL!!!", right?
theres actually NO chance of getting a disease unless one of the guys is diseased to begin with. thats how you get an STD, if you have sex with a hundred people and none of them are diseased, even if you dont use a condom, you wont get an STD
Really? I'm pretty sure my husband and I have had unprotected sex at LEAST 100 times and we don't have 99 kids. In fact, we don't have any.
PS germ theory does not work that way.
Ah, the dreaded man seed...
Apparently if you swallow, it's good for you... Well. I like it
You have to remember that the fundie kids either go to fundie school where sex education primarily consists of panicked teachers begging them to never have sex and attempting to convince them that it will be deadly. Or are homeschooled where there is no sex education at all. Or if they do go to public school, they sit out the part of biology where one would learn enough about reproduction to know that a woman is not fertile 99% of the time.
1 in 20 is the odds of getting pregnant without any protection. Of course that goes much higher if your tracking days etc.
Please, don't newfies have enough trouble with the stupid stereotype without an idiot like you opening his mouth?
99% of the time? I'm afraid no woman is that fertile.
Human sperm in itself does not cause disease, though there are numerous diseases that can be transmitted via semen and other bodily fluids (such as blood). However, a person carrying these diseases could pass them on to people of either gender. And unless one of the partners is carrying an STD to start with, then neither will spontaneously get a disease just from having gay or straight sex.
Biology really isn't your strong point.
First, there isn´t a possibility of having a baby in 99% of the time. First, the woman has to be ovulating, if she´s ovulating, that´s it. Second, it has to implant and third..........
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