well Adam was meant for eve and he made women for men so they can reproduce kids and with gays going around fucking each other in da culo its slowing down reproduction, reproduction and taking care of your offspring is da main part of life. im jus tellin the truth like it is. but go on do what u like go on and screw someone in da culo and get aids for all i care. God made aids for a reason its more effective on gays than straight ppl thats why he made women for men cuz women r compatible with men and they can reproduce, gays and lesbians can't. if u r using lesbianism and gayness to dodge reproducing than u r one fucked up person. and ur a disgrace to all humans around the world if u r like dat yea i admit i have a lesbian cousin in my family i dont hate i jus dislike her its a long story but yea i dont hate gays and lesbians i jus dislike dem.
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First, learn English, you semi-literate twit.
Second: "its slowing down reproduction "
The 6.6 BILLION (and still increasing) humans on the planet say you're wrong.
"and ur a disgrace to all humans around the world "
Says the disgrace to all literate humans around the world.
"its slowing down reproduction"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Damn you, gays!! Damn you all to hell!!
"reproduction and taking care of your offspring is da main part of life"
No. Only if you want it to be. Life is really what you make it in this day and age. Not just hunt, gather, and breed.
"God made aids for a reason its more effective on gays than straight"
God uses AIDS!
It's super-effective!
Tehgheys has fainted!
God gets 69 XP!
God levels up to level 3777!
God learns Testicular Cancer!
"but yea i dont hate gays and lesbians i jus dislike dem."
Right back at you, douche.
...its slowing down reproduction...
There are six and a half billion people on our planet. I think Humanity had enough reproduction. Our next concern is finding a way to spread out and away from Earth to give Humanity a better chance of overall survival.
Thank you for not caring if gay people have sex with each other! That's very refreshing! Except for the part where you say you don't like gay people, they are fucked up and a disgrace to all humans around the world. Wait. I thought you said you didn't care? Okay, now I'm confused.
With all the kids in orphanages now, you're worried about reproduction? What about infertile people? Are they a disgrace?
And AIDS isn't more effective on gays. That makes no sense.
I don't hate christians, I just dislike them.
Dodging reproduction? You can "dodge reproduction" by just not fucking! Kinda like what priests do! *gasp*
Go gays!!! Stop our overpopulation so the rest of us can still screw like rabbits. Hell yeah.
On another note, USE A SPELL CHECKER. (Firefox has one)
Well, Markus, as your spelling is appalling I will write in a perfect English the reality. AIDS is more prevalent in straight people than in homosexuals. In fact, Lesbians are the least infected group. America is not the rest of the world.
Second, God made too, apart from Adam, Eve and homosexuals, virus, bacteriae and environmental factors which render people sterile. Moreover, he made people sterile at certain age but, curiously, didn't take away their sex drive. Following your stupid logic, like 1/3 of the population would have to divorce their couples eventually, if they can't procreate.
"he made women for men so they can reproduce kids"
Yes, it's so convienient, isn't it Markus? It can't possibly be a myth written by a bunch of ancient nomadic goat-herders hell bent on preserving their power structure, can it? I can't see many fundie men denouncing it, especially when it works so well in their favor.
More evidence that the entire basis of religion is to sustain a constant supply of fresh pussy for the Good Ol' Boys Club.
Dodge reproducing? Not every person - no matter what their orientation - wants a snivelling bratlet. I for one, can't stand children and babies, and have no "maternal instinct" whatsoever. Go on, explain that.
"well Adam was meant for eve and he made women for men so they can reproduce"
Good for Adam and Eve. I'm not Eve. I'm not meant for anybody or anything except those things and people I damn well decide to keep around.
Also, stop molesting English. Please. Every word you're too lazy to spell out ("you" is three fucking letters--it won't give you carpal tunnel to type it out), every horribly mistreated punctuation mark and callously ignored rule of basic grammar...everything you type is like touching the English language, and everyone who tries to read what you've written, in their no-no place.
Markus, you're fucking twat of a cunt. Fuck you, you pile on the arse of mankind. DIAF you peice of distended rectum! Of course, you understand I don't hate you, right?
First, your misogyny shows when you express a woman's purpose as a walking uterus.
Second, slowing down reproduction is not something we need to worry about. And the whole 10%-ish of the world's population, even assuming that each and everyone doesn't produce a child, is still not going to make much of a difference.
Third, art, science, religion, saving lives...none of that ever amounts to popping out litter after litter, eh? I'll never understand this. God finds sex oh so icky, but to be a good child of God, you need to fuck your brains out to produce a veritable swarm of children.
Confused?
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