Hi Ho....four horsemen....away!!!!
Make way! Make way! the horsemen are coming! the horsemen are coming!
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"You know even a few years ago you would have to strain your ears to hear the hoof beats of the four horsemen but just in a short period of time they are getting rather deafening."
That's not what all the religious doomsayers have been yammering on about for the last few thousand years. The Horsemen have always be nigh! Or so they say.
"Make way! Make way! the horsemen are coming! the horsemen are coming!"
Uh, yeah. I don't think so.
If these folks think that times are bad now, just imagine what it would of been like if RR had been around during the Great Depression, World War II, the Black Plague etc.
Honestly guys, this world is Heaven compared to the darker days of humanity's past.
huh?
I only hear tinnitis.
Make way! Make way! the horsemen are coming! the horsemen are coming!
Ummm, I beg to differ, DerRickster.
The original and last remaining Horseman, the one and only Ric Flair, retired from the ring earlier this year.
They aren't coming; sadly, they're already gone.
L i s t e n . . .
I can hear his tiny little claw like feet, his 4 little scratchy toes on each scaly foot, clicking . . . clicking . . .
here he comes . . .
. . . it's . . .
CHICKEN LITTLE!!!! OH, NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!
[According to fundamentalist theologians,] In order for most of today’s Christians to escape physical death, two-thirds of the Jews in Israel must perish, soon...Every time you hear the phrase, "Jesus is coming back soon," you should mentally add, "and two-thirds of the Jews of Israel will be dead in soon plus 84 months.’"
-Gary North
Four Horsemen? You mean Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Ole Anderson, and Tully Blanchard?
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To be the man, you gotta beat the man!
*listens*
I can hear a slight ringing sound (ear problem), and the computers fan, and the TV....
@680643
Steve McMichael, Ric Flair, Chris Benoit, and Arn Anderson. At least that's what I see in the picture. It's not hard to find a picture with the original horsemen.
That's an important message you've got there DerRickster. In order to help you spread the word I'd like to sell you this sandwich board bearing the words, 'Repent sinners, the end is nigh!!'.
I know it's a little expensive but it's an antique, it belonged to my great great grandfather don'tcha know.
Hi Ho....four horsemen....away!!!!
NO, NO, NO, you idiot. It's Hi Ho Silver!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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