DNA, RNA, and protein synthesis aren't real; they only appear to be real.
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Amazing then, that we can take DNA from your cells, copy it thousands of times, measure it and tell you if you have any hereditary diseases even before you experience any symptoms.
So, what does he regard as NOT being illusory (with regard to what DNA, RNA, and protein synthesis are "alleged" to do)?
Yes... Yes they are...
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Now shut the hell up!
Your God is not real, it only appears to be real to you.
Epic fail, on the other hand, is very real. Your post happens to be an example of it.
I find it difficult to give a charitable interpretation of this, if "real" is to have any meaning. Perhaps one could argue that protein synthesis isn't real insofar it is a process, and so doesn't exist, that it's an explanatory model. But the process really does happen, and I'm guessing that wScott doesn't mean anything like this at all. Regarding DNA and RNA, I don't see a way to interpret this kindly.
Goin' to Strawberry Fields, huh? Well, I don't mind, It's nothing to get hung about.
But all the same: I think I disagree.
There is no spoon, either.
At least, that's what I heard somebody say once.
~David D.G.
You're right, in fact you've understated your own case, since you are a brain in a jar, being electrically stimulated by a race of Woodlice-People. They collect your negative emotions in the mornings when you're too tired to realize it, much as in your electric-induced reality, farmers own cows that they continuously milk for their own sustainance. Your whole world isn't real, it only appears to be real.
Jesus, God, and the Bible aren't real; they only appear to be real.
Guess which one of us has the statement closer to reality (hint: not you).
Gravity, mathematics, and computer science aren't real; they only appear to be real.
Yep, sorry to tell you folks, the whole universe is just a twisted dream in the conflict between The Invisible Pink Unicorn and The Flying Spaghetti Monster in Their quest to be head honcho (mytho?)
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"This is not a pipe."
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(need I say more?)
DNA, RNA, and protein synthesis aren't real; they only appear to be real.
I'm fairly sure they are real. I've seen them. And I don't mean that I've just seen pictures of them, I've actually seen them under a microscope. I've actually seen time lapse photography of a cell dividing. What evidence do you have that those things aren't real?
@Alena
Of course thats not a pipe! It's a picture of a pipe :)
the stories in the Bible aren't real, most of them dont even appear to be real.
talking snakes indeed. psh.
They are not real. They only appear, mysteriously, when you recite the magic spell, "I have studied biochemistry".
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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