If Christians are not going to Heaven, where are they going?
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Lister: I don't mean to say anything out of place here, Kryten, but that is completely whacko Jacko. There is no such thing as 'Silicon Heaven'.
Kryten: Then where do all the calculators go?
Lister: They don't go anywhere.
If Christians are not going to Heaven, where are they going?
Six feet underground. Doing an impression of a leftover pizza:
Cold, clotted, and stuck to the bottom of a box.
...oh, and 'If. ' [/Spartan Laconic Wit]
Prove with empirical secular peer reviewed evidence the existence of the 'Soul' first, then we'll talk.
Otherwise, conversation - and 'argument' - over.
'Faith' not allowed.
The one I know goes to work, goes home, to the liquor store, McDonald's, the gas station. Just like the rest of us.
@heleninedinburgh
As they say on 4chan:
SAVAGE
b^_^d
@heleninedinburgh
Speaking as someone from Hull, that comment from you to the OP was brutal . Which is why I applaud such.
With your use of Sarcasm & Irony, this Doug - but not as in Piranha - would be reduced to pulling his own head off.
That used in 4chan - and formatted like that - is used as a response to someone who said something which destroyed another, verbally (or at least textually ).
@heleninedinburgh
Care to explain the significance of Hull to us non-Brits?
Edit: Oh, it's a pun on Hell, isn't it?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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